Absolutley BORING.

The Duke of Narsussex. PARODY ACCOUNT.
I am Atalanta of Arcadia and so is my mum and mistress emma.
I’ve had a boring life so far. I reached a milestone age of 50 years old in June ‘21 
Real Bear of a man, women find me irresistible including Mother Hag.
This channel is about fantasies of my future! My dream is to "crowd fund" to buy the family home I grew up in with my two ugly sisters, Mother Hag and all her boyfriends. This is a thought I had in my mind that wouldn’t go away so I had to do something about it. I need to find a way of scamming the money from somewhere. 

It’s a struggle to get the right thoughts in my head as I am an obsessive nutter.  I find it difficult to concentrate for periods of time, but I am much better speaking when I am in the right mood!
I had nothing to do with any murders in Bexhill.
If you'd like to donate a huge tip there’s a PayPal link below. 
Also feel free to remember me in your will.
WussTOPHER
  Parody Account.

https://paypal.me/BexhillWanker