Any Last Words

Are we a real band? Actually, we're not really sure. Do we play punk rock music and like to hang out? Yes. Do we play shows anymore? No. Are we trying to get discovered and be famous? No. Will we ever go on tour? Negative. Do we still write sweet punk tunes? Affirmative. Is this a complete waste of time? Maybe. Are we surprised that you actually came to this website? Yes. Do we expect you to tell your friends about us? No. Does wearing our gear increase your street credibility? Absolutely.