AGAINST BAD DEREK CORPORATIONS

(PARODY channel) In Against Bad Derek Corporations (A.B.D.C.) we focus on stopping Derek from hurting people. You must be wondering, who might Derek be? Well, Derek is a very bad man, in fact he has been arrested many times throughout his lifetime. But every time he gets arrested, he gets out of jail by threating the police force and then paying them to not speak of him. Derek is also 67 years old so we know that he has done this many times. Derek also switches his identities and looks many times, so we never really know what he looks like. We can only go off of if a person is doing suspicious activities. About 96% of the time we are right about who is Derek and who is not. So we ask of you to trust us in our work and let us handle the situation. Also is you ever have any questions or sightings of Derek email us at againstbadderekcorporations@gmail.com. And remember, LOOK OUT FOR DEREK; HE IS ALWAYS WATCHING!

DO NOT BE SCARED OR ANYTHING THIS IS ALL FAKE