U Didn't Build That by MC 'Bama

Barack Obama raps about "You Didn't Build That", Mitt Romney, and the 2012 campaign to the tune of MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This".

Featuring cameos from Clint Eastwood, Stephen Colbert, Hulk Hogan, Julia Gillard, and Jennifer Granholm.

Lyrics below.

By Hugh Atkin
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LYRICS
Mitt Romney strikes me, so hard.
Makes me feel like Shirley Sherrod.
Out of context, those words aren't mine.
The private sector's doing fine.
Feels good, when the economy's weak,
Responding with a national security leak.
Osama Bin Laden, I killed.
And that was a mission you didn't build.

[CHORUS]

If you've given three dollars before,
I'm asking again for a few dollars more.
Clint Eastwood and the empty chair
Would be bettter than this Republican pair.
Shut up, it's my turn.
Let's rap together. Go ahead. You've got a lot to learn.
Mr Ryan and his voucher retailin'.
Maybe he's just a brighter shade of Palin.
Mr Romney...and his friends on Wall Street.
What I'm saying is they're SuperPacking Heat.
And here is a woman Mitt killed.
But that was an attack ad you didn't build.

[CHORUS]

[JENNIFER GRANHOLM BREAKS IT DOWN]

Stop. Obamatime.
The race is still in play.
So I gotta be careful about what I say.
And so, from the Australian nation,
I'll be introducing the Strine translation.
The Republican party in the debt ceiling fight.
Ravings of the eccentric, lunar right.
There are those who don't believe my birth certificate.
There are nut jobs on the internet.
To your guns keep on clinging.
To myself I'll be singing...
"I so in love with you."
What we need now is the Colbert Bump.
But, just for a minute lets all do the Trump.
Trump, Trump, Trump. Yeeeaah. Not bad, huh?

[CHORUS]

[HULK HOGAN INTERVIEW]

Hogan, this is the real American booking.
Do you smell what Barack is cooking?
Morning in America? Not quite.
It's pre-dawn, but we will soon see the light.
Financial straits remain dire.
You've got to remember I did not start this fire.
It was Notorious G.O.P.
And if you choose to vote for me,
I will not just call you maybe.
I am ready to go all the way, baby.
That promise will be fulfilled.
So join this chorus, you didn't build.

[CHORUS]

[CODA]

• Category

  Comedy

[DeepPurpleAreKings]

If you got a welfare check, you didn't earn it. Somebody else did.

[Andrey K]

Yes, the government built that. It also invented the internet and the light bulb.

[asher brexley]

It didn't build the light bulb.

[asher brexley]

STOP. Obama time

XD I died

[John Smith]

PEACE PRIZE. YOU DIDNT EARN THAT.

[DeepPurpleAreKings]

Austin. The word "propaganda" actually means "intrusion of government into distribution of global information". Funny, how you refer to a paper from the White House that actually says "Yes, the tiny percent of Americans pay the majority of the INCOME tax. But let's not forget about SS tax..." The original was referring to the INCOME tax, stupid. And, of course, in your opinion I am the one who's worshiping, and propagandizing... Do you actually have an argument besides a paper from the WH?

[AustinRyanOdom]

Stop worshiping your republican-conservative propaganda and do some research yourself. whitehouse.gov/blog/2011/09/26­/getting-facts-straight-americ­as-tax-burden

[AustinRyanOdom]

"Everything republicans say" - Citations needed.

[DeepPurpleAreKings]

Andrey. You, as well as all kinds of modern obamas, don't really understand how the government works. You see, my mom and dad have been working their asses off in order to pay their taxes. So, the government didn't build anything at all. My mom and dad did. And they did that to make sure that when I grow up, I'll be able to add to the wealth they produced, including all those roads and stuff that obamas are talking about. My family paid for all that, not gov't. Simple, really.

[DeepPurpleAreKings]

My dear Austin. Before talking to men, go pay your first rent, send a kid to school, create a product or a service. Then come back here and we'll talk the same language. But here is something to send you on the right path, son: about 15% of Americans currently pay about 85% of all taxes. Whom exactly are you calling "greedy cunts"???

[AustinRyanOdom]

If you're truly too selfish to help others in need by paying taxes for others welfare, then leave america. If you want to live on your own, DO IT. Welfare is about helping people in times of need, stop trying to make them feel like shit. There's always going to be a minority that abuses it, but stop pretending like it's the majority. Cunts too greedy to share for the good of others don't belong is THIS society. Fine somewhere else.

[Dane Cheek]

stop, obama time