Black Books - Drinking and smoking is fantastic

Fran: So what's it like then? The fags and booze.

Bernard: Well, to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...

Fran: Yep...

Bernard: You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...

Fran: Yep...

Bernard: ... this is fantastic. I'm in heaven.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• black
• books
• drinking
• smoking
• fantastic
• bernard

[HarryKrak]

Makes me want to start smoking, just to add to the consumption of corner shop piss.

[TheGzeus]

Yes, it is fantastic.

Sadly, I can't do it all day.

I want my own shop, in which I can smoke and drink all day.

Slower than Bernard, but still...

[Yoni123]

live "laugh track" is still annoying. anyway I've seen the first 2 series now and it's a great show!

[trouper3]

There's no laugh track - it's filmed in front of a live audience.

[hannrkelley]

@Yoni123 Ah it's actually a lot better than ANY american track and you really do get used to it because the show is so funny. It's so....so good. Most people who watch it adore it so I'm not just saying that :P. Give it a go! Manny is amazing too :D

[Yoni123]

@hannrkelley I think I will :)

The only thing I don't really like is the laugh track

[hannrkelley]

@Yoni123 Ooooh then you're in for a treat :D. Go get them now! Best show in the woooorrrllllddd.

[Yoni123]

@hannrkelley yeah. i hadnt heard of the show until i saw it on youtube (im from finland)

[hannrkelley]

@Yoni123 Did you really come here not knowing and adoring the show and this line? If you came here without knowing the exact scene in your mind perfectly clearly then for shame! :)

[Yoni123]

nice way to spoil the punch line with the title dawg...

[slitor]

God damnit....

I need to buy a property....SO I CAN SMOKE INDOORS AGAIN!

[osharemind]

@missunderestimated You're not alone.