Black Books - Drinking and smoking is fantastic

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Fran: So what's it like then? The fags and booze.

Bernard: Well, to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...

Fran: Yep...

Bernard: You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...

Fran: Yep...

Bernard: ... this is fantastic. I'm in heaven.

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[HarryKrak]

Makes me want to start smoking, just to add to the consumption of corner shop piss.

[TheGzeus]

Yes, it is fantastic.

Sadly, I can't do it all day.

I want my own shop, in which I can smoke and drink all day.

Slower than Bernard, but still...

[NemesisTypeT]

Yeah, it sounds a bit stupid when translated back to English, but in Finnish it's actually quite a clever pun. The Finnish translation is "Kirjava joukko". "Kirjava" translates to colorful, whereas "Kirja" translates book.

[Micheal Waipouri]

awesome



[sniperquasi]

I know this feeling, praise be

[Blaise Stirling stirling]

Black books was on tv in Finland, it's titles English translation was "the colourful bunch"

It's true, I was there. : )

[Daria Bulgakova]

Bernard is just my alter ego))))) adore him)))

[Clodiusjulii]

Love how the smoke comes out of his mouth when he says it.

[CoolaJokern]

Legend.

[Maesloable]

Yup, it's VERY easy.