Calls For Cthulhu Episode 1

Greetings puny mortals. It is I, the mightiest of the Old Gods, Cthulhu. I slumber now, lying eternally, until the stars are right, and I return for my ravening delight. Great will be the wailing and powerful the lamentations when . . .

Okay, look. Fact is, I can't sleep. It's nothing serious, I'll probably get back to sleep in a few years or so. But I didn't want to just lie there, counting the holes in the ceiling tiles, and watching reruns of "Mister Ed". So, I figured I'd get up and answer some letters.

So go ahead. If you've got questions for Cthulhu, hit me. I may just be bored enough to answer.

• Category

  Comedy

[MegaFafnir]

Lemme tell you, caller... I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL, I WILL TEAR YOU DOWN AND DEVOUR YOU, REND YOU APART MENTALLY, BRINGING A PLAGUE UPON YOUR HOUSE AND A CURSE TO YOUR FAMILY THAT WILL END YOUR TROUBLES FOREVER... Thanks for calling. Next caller!

[Benji. A.]

Wrong! xDDDDDD

[hyrdrogenalpha]

I always thought that Cthulhu would have made a more interesting entity than the Cloverfield monster a few years ago.

[EpicOwnige1]

jesus christ! WRONG!!!

[photondance]

Ha! I never knew soul crushing terror could be so funny!

[BrandG]

I thought at one time about switching up in between shots. Like filling the first three for shot 1, then filling the second three for shot 2. Couldn't decide whether that made it better or worse. Either way, I'm thinking I should probably fill one of them with foam or something. :)

[TehSquidller]

Oh I know what you're thinking, oh no, Cthulhu's awake, the end is coming, run for the hills. All that kinda' stuff. But, don't worry. I'm not really up, I'm just... You ever get that thing where you wake up at 3AM, you go to the bathroom and you just can't get back to sleep? I mean you just lie there, stare at the ceiling, it's just not happening...

[Randy MetalWulf]

As someone who owns one of those puppets, I'm sorry to tell ya that it's not possible...

Your thumb and pinkie operate the arms, leaving you three fingers to operate six tentacles...it just don't add up, dude...

[Johanes Gonçalves]

nerdcast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[primahart]

@BrandG Hey what happened to the C4C website I tried to get on a few weeks ago and it said "Error: Non-existing webpage"

[BrandG]

The tricky part is that it would take six fingers. -The guy using the puppet.

[blackandgold978]

LONG LIVE CTHULU!! Lol!! H.P.; Rest In Peace, you friggin' genius!!