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Calls For Cthulhu Episode 1

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Uploaded by on Sep 23, 2006

Greetings puny mortals. It is I, the mightiest of the Old Gods, Cthulhu. I slumber now, lying eternally, until the stars are right, and I return for my ravening delight. Great will be the wailing and powerful the lamentations when . . .

Okay, look. Fact is, I can't sleep. It's nothing serious, I'll probably get back to sleep in a few years or so. But I didn't want to just lie there, counting the holes in the ceiling tiles, and watching reruns of "Mister Ed". So, I figured I'd get up and answer some letters.

So go ahead. If you've got questions for Cthulhu, hit me. I may just be bored enough to answer.

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  • well thats a good question caller, let me just say I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL, IT MATTERS NOT HOW YOU TRY TO SUSTAIN YOUR FLESHY BODY WITH THE FRUIT OF THE TREES OR THE ANIMALS OF THE LAND, YOU ONLY SERVE TO HASTEN THE TIME WHEN I SHALL BRAKE YOUR VERY MIND, ENSLAVE YOUR WILL AND FEAST A PONE THE ENTRAILS OF YOUR EXISTENCE. I WILL LAY RUIN A PONE YOUR LIVESTOCK AND YOUR HOME... but uh with that being said i would probably go with the tomatoes

  • @ThePyrotube

    Lemme tell you, caller... I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL, I WILL TEAR YOU DOWN AND DEVOUR YOU, REND YOU APART MENTALLY, BRINGING A PLAGUE UPON YOUR HOUSE AND A CURSE TO YOUR FAMILY THAT WILL END YOUR TROUBLES FOREVER... Thanks for calling. Next caller!

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  • I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL, I WILL TEAR YOU DOWN AND DEVOUR YOU, REND YOU APART MENTALLY, BRINGING A PLAGUE UPON YOUR HOUSE AND A CURSE TO YOUR FAMILY THAT WILL RENDER YOU UNABLE TO "LIKE" DIRECT QUOTES OF THE VIDEO YOU JUST WATCHED... Thanks for calling. Next caller!

  • it is so lame and weired

  • O Great One, what do you think your chances are to win the 2012 election. (I'm of course voting for you)

  • It was great when Cthulhu did that cameo appearance at the end of "The Mist".

  • Cthulhu is not supposed to be that cute looking. And that's what makes this whole things so much better.

  • Jesus Christ

    Wrong

    *crash*

  • Modified version of "The Price is Right" Theme.

  • like this if u got here from scribblenauts

  • Real cthulu movie with Cthulu in it. Movie called

    La herencia Valdemar II

    too bad it's not in English :/ Coming out late 2011, trailer is up

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