About this user
First off, why do you arrogant humans only make the genders of male and female available? What of razmalitan, and dakbis?
Word up, thetans, break it down.
Also, don't piss on my grave just because I'm single. I just broke out of galactic jail, and I simply haven't had the time to start the internet dating circuit.
I like to play golf, using tribbles as golf balls. I golfed with Nixon once, and he cheated. Bastard. No matter, I gots teh last laugh when I urinized on his thetan.
My nickname is buzz bush, because when I was partying with my frat, alpha gamma thetan, I got so drunk that shaved my ballsackian utix. Then I totally banged this broad named Qwrewefadaoeod of the EEzola Faction, and after it was done, she had all these marks from the stubble.
Also, I just flew in from Galgoron, and boy are my arms tired! HA! Just kidding! I have a private DC8!
Companies
Xenu Productions, Xenu Publishing, I own a Starbucks franchise, but it's in space.
