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In this episode of "How To Play..." I demonstrate how to play my song, Ravens Land from the album The Devil's Bris.
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In this episode of "How To Play..." I demonstrate how to play my song, Ravens Land from the album The Devil's Bris.
Scroll down for lyrics:
You can find a copy of Ravens land or the album its on "The Devil's Bris" at these locations on the web:
iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-...
Projekt Records: http://www.projekt.com/projekt/produc...
CDbaby.com: http://www.cdbaby.com/Artist/Voltaire
Chords in this song: Em, Am and B7 (remember to tune your WHOLE guitar down a full step first!)
Lyrics:
Ravens land upon her hair
Clouds adrift on her skin
A smile that tugs upon my soul
and whispers gently in my ear.
Eyes of honey look me down
Lips like roses line her mouth
Steely arrows in the air
are wilted flowers at her toes.
And if you ask me how I know
what she looks like I will tell you,
"she left yesterday."
Eyes are east and lips are west
pulls my head against her breast
Logic, north and Lust is south.
pulls my fingers to her mouth
Legs as firm as canyon walls
from leaping high above the moon.
When she drifts down on the air.
the ground can't wait to kiss her toes.
and if you ask me how i know
what she looks like I will tell you,
"she left yesterday."
Ravens land upon her hair
Clouds adrift on her skin
A smile that tugs upon my soul
and whispers gently in my ear.
And if you ask me how I know
what she looks like I will tell you,
"she left yesterday."
"she left yesterday."
"she left yesterday."
"she left yesterday."
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This is the world premiere of my latest Star Trek inspired song, "The Trouble with Tribbles". Warning: it has explicit lyrics and adult ...
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This is the world premiere of my latest Star Trek inspired song, "The Trouble with Tribbles". Warning: it has explicit lyrics and adult content and is NOT for everyone, so only listen to it if you feel that's appropriate for you.
I will be recording this song this year for my next album, "BiTrekual", a CD of Star Trek and Star Wars parody songs!
Lyrics:
I worked on a garbage skowl
near the Neurtral Zone
and I'm sure you've heard,
what occurs
When a fella is alone
I was mighty lonely there
till I met a man named Jones
and he sold me a muff,
covered in fluff
so I wouldn't have to
spank my bone.
Get your self a tribble
and then you're good to go.
If you've got enough
quadrotriticale
you'll have an endless
supply of hos.
I grabbed myself some VAseline
and slathered up my pole
But the trouble with these tribbles
They're fuzzy and their cute
but I can never find the hole.
They're fuzzy and they're cute
but I can never find the hole!
That mate there is Scotty,
he's our chief engineer.
and he's never had a ho
cause most don't know
he's queer as Vulcan beer!
I caught him with some tribbles
I said 'boy are you dumb?
Hear to my song, you're doing it wrong'
he was shoving them up his bum!
(Chorus)
Klingon captain Koloth
He's mean as he is shrewd.
And on shore leave, he got us peeved
because he's very rude.
We beamed all of our tribbles
to Koloth and his crew
but from the yells we couldn't tell
who was raping who!
Bones says these critters are all pregnant when they're born.
I had just one now I've a thousand maybe more!
I have so many now, I know just what to do ( I screwed this line up in the video!)
I think I'll start an interstellar heavy petting zoo!
I was on K7 when I saw Mr. Jones
I gave him what for and said there's more,
I've come to pick a bone.
That tribble that you sold me,
it had no hole to screw.
"You dope," he said, "You don't screw them!
You let those things screw you!"
So grab yourself a tribble
and then your good to go.
If you have enough quadrotriticale
you'll have a dozen of them in your hole!
Get your self some Vaseline and
slather up your rump.
'Cause the nice things bout these tribes
their fuzzy and their cute
and you can put em in your bum
So go back to your quarters
and on your bunk you lay.
You hope and pray that on our way
we pass a bird of prey
Tribbles hate the Klingons
they really make em go.
They get irate and they vibrate
up in your heiney hole!
So grab yourself a tribble
and then you're good to go.
If you have enough quadrotriticale
you'll have a dozen of them in your hole!
Get your self some Vaseline and
slather up your rump.
The nice things bout these tribes
their fuzzy and their cute
and you can put em in your bum.
These tribbles boldly going, into your frackin' hole!
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voltairenyc
Hi!
If you subscribed to this channel because you're a fan of my music, well, you probably figured out at some point that I don't post any of my music on this channel. : 0
But, now, I've started a new Youtube channel and it's ALL about my music!!!!
You can hear the new record there and I've been shooting vlogs talking about the origins of the songs AND answering YOUR questions! If that sounds good to you, please come and SUBSCRIBE!
www.youtube.com/voltaireMusicPage
(1 month ago)
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voltairenyc
Hi!
I was going to start vlogging at my NEW MUSIC CHANNEL ( youtube.com/voltairemusicpage ) once I hit 1,000 subscribers there.. but it's getting close fast! I might not be ready by the time I hit 1,000! Oh Noes!!!! lol!
I'm working on it though... just got a new camera and tomorrow I get a new mic.
Come and SUBSCRIBE and join the fun!
*excited!*
Voltaire
(3 months ago)
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voltairenyc
Hi friends!
I've started an official page for my music here on Youtube!
You can find it here: http://www.youtube.com/user/VoltaireM...
I will start making vlogs soon! So if you are interested in my music, please go and subscribe!
Thanks,
Voltaire
(3 months ago)
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Hey. Loved your Twilight Vampire Club.
I guess we're both Anti-Twilight :)