Why does milk spoil? Why are there mermaids in my pool? How come Martians don't die in Mars' hot climate? How come adding salt to shit makes such a zesty flavor? These are all questions that I would like to have answered.
WTF? You read that one wrong big time, nolm! It came from a purely endearing pov by people who love Obama. Where do you get racist?
Fucking hilarious! I laughed until I pissed my pants. No, wait -- I pissed my pants, then laughed. The point is, I loved it. Nicely done.