I recorded this in March with the intention of putting it up on Mother's Day, but then I forgot. Does that make me a bad daughter?

I know the sound is bad, but we were so excited about getting it down in one take that we didn't want to jinx it by doing it again.

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I wrote four songs, two of which I haven't posted yet. They will be up soon.

Thanks to everyone who voted, thanks to my Song Fu fellows, and thanks Dan Martinez for giving the gift of excellent hat.

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http://www.quickstopentertainm ent.com/2009/04/02/masters-of- song-fu-3-round-3-songs/

WORDS AND STUFF
When I met you, I thought you were really smart
And even more so when we started going out
It was your intellect that really won my heart
There was so much stuff you knew so much about

I was hungry for knowledge, and I was single
I didn't want to date and really hadn't planned to
You were cool and you were smart and multilingual
And I felt like I could really understand you

But then, it went downhill
and we can never get back to our better days
I'm done, I've had my thrill
and I think we ought to go our separate ways

But it isn't you, it's me
I guess we just weren't meant to be
I thought we were inseparable, I thought you were my friend
But looking back now, it all makes sense at the end


You're sometimes vague, and you're often inconsistent
You've no opinions, you never take a stance
You're so dispassionate, you always sound so distant
And I tell you, you know zilch about romance

And not once did you ever say you love me
You sent no flowers, you NEVER called me "honey"
You always talked as if you were above me
And it feels like you are always needing money

Sometimes you generalize,
And on better days your tone is condescending
And when we talk books or films
You ALWAYS find a way spoil the ending

But it isn't you, it's me
I need someone more scholarly
I thought you had the answers, but your smarts are all pretend
And my attraction only makes sense at the end

You just believe everything you're ever told
You never question, I'm pretty sure you don't fact check
When someone puts ideas into your head
You never blink, you immediately buy it
I won't say that you have no integrity... but I might imply it


It turns out you're not the guy I thought I knew
and I think we need to stop and take a breather
I never know if what you're saying's really true
and frankly, sometimes, I don't think you know either

You have no real facts, your knowledge is all heresay
And I'm tired of playing all your stupid games
You don't keep pictures of me, and you don't know my birthday
I don't think that you even know my name

You keep tabs on other girls
But I notice there's no article for me
You're known by all the world
So I guess I'm just a droplet in the sea

But it isn't you, it's me
I owe you no apology
I know not to judge my company just based upon its looks
I'm too grown-up for your articles, it's time that I read books

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Aaron Shutway, an 8th grader at Brecksville-Broadview Heights Middle School nails a front handspring to a 3/4 nothing but net shot to send the P.E. class in a frenzy! I haven't seen Lebron hit one like this!

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iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/Pomplamoose ITunes

or mp3 download w/ a major credit card, Paypal or Google Checkout,:
http://www.myspace.com/pomplam oosemusic

Pomplamoose is Nataly Dawn and Jack Conte

Pomplamoose's YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/pomplam oosemusic

Nataly's YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/natalyd awn

Jack's YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/jackcon temusic

A VideoSong is a new Medium with two rules:

1. What you see is what you hear (no lip-syncing for instruments or voice).
2. If you hear it, at some point you see it (no hidden sounds).

Hail Mary by Pomplamoose

Lyrics
Oh Mary I'm not coming home too soon.
Tell all our babies that daddy has gone to the moon.
My feet were sold to this winding road.
My feet were sold, baby, long ago.

Oh Mary I've left you a pile of dough
Under the floor boards near Billy-Joel's radio.
Baby I love you, but there's no chance.
Baby I love you, but where's romance?

Little Rock, I'm on my way to San Jose,
Driving at 90 an hour. The Devil knows me.

Oh Mary I think of your eyes every day.
If I could see them I surely would not run away.
When we were young there was so much time.
When I was young there was so much time.

thanks for all the nice comments!!! you guys are awesome! yeah for being featured, and yeah for nice comments!

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In which John fails to zip his zipper.

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If Julia Nunes can post videos of herself making announcements, so can I, dammit.


music = karaoke version of "You Ruined Everything" / Jonathan Coulton

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in which she tries to excuse her absence and plays with Annotations

http://sweetafton23.wordpress. com
and don't you forget it.

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Installment 1 of 2, because I had a LOT of questions this time around.

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FAQ:
A: I am a girl.
A: Tabs can be found here. http://ukulelehunt.com/2007/08 /26/britney-%20spearssweetafto n23-toxic/
A: There is no mp3, I'm sorry.
A: It's a Fluke ukulele from Flea Market Music. It's concert sized. No, they don't make them with flowers like that anymore.

Check out some of my other videos, too. I actually have a face!

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This video starts in a weird place and ends in a weird place because the previous camera used to tape the first song ran out of battery, and then this camera ran out of space.

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You would think this is the only jacket I own.

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Jonathan Coulton introducing Molly (SweetAfton23) at the April 26/08 Triple Door show in Seattle (includes Paul, glimpses of Storm, bananas & pirate hats & ukuleles)

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Molly (SweetAfton23) performs Tom Cruise Crazy with Paul & Storm and Jonathan Coulton at The Triple Door in Seattle, WA, on April 26, 2008.

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JoCo, Paul, Storm, and a guest appearance from Molly (sweetafton23) at the Triple Door in Seattle.

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