POMF

sir you are also consumed with flowing lava and massiveness
-metalgypsy2010

AWESOME! You should do more videos
~ Comments left on EMO commits suicide videos

Ha Ha! Body In A Woodchipper!
Phil Sebben

Mchh Mchh Mcht, Chht Chht Mchht Hey! you speak fluent Hebrew! Naahhh, just clearing my throat

~ Non Hebrew Speakers on Hebrew


They have that show where that guy lives with the genie, right? Hey, remember when MTV played, like, music? ... Yeah. Me neither .. whatever, got any cocaine?
~ Oscar Wilde on MTV


What is Christianity?
The religion that killed 90% of North Americas Population!

Buried by time and dust for centuries, black metal was found on the plains of Gorgoroth under the Mountain ov Doom in 1349 AD by a young Viking warrior named Quorthon. Taking the form of a goat surrounded by black flames, it approached him purposefully. Quorthon knew he was in the presence of some otherworldly force, and fell to his knees. "Please," he begged. "The Christians are invading my nation and destroying my way of life. How can I defeat them?" The goat looked him straight in the eye, and in a high-pitched voice screamed "BLACK METAL IST KRIEG! BLACK METAL IST KRIEG! BLACK FUCKING METAL IST KRIEG!!!" Suddenly, Quorthon knew what he had to do. Possessed by black fucking metal, he gathered his people for war and roasted goat tenderloin. With eyes full of wrath, he brought forth a storm of damnation upon his enemies, striking fear into every Christian who heard of his deeds. True Norsk Blak Metul had been born.

Religion is perfect, man is not ... You cannot blame bloodshed and such on religion it is the fault of man.

Glenn Beck raped and murdered my sanity
~ Oscar Wilde

"If you believe in all of this Satan stuff [relating to heavy metal], you have to be stupid!"
- Larry Lalonde, Possessed

Um, yes, I'd reckon I have me a question 'bout sum propane accessories ...
~ Oscar Wilde on propane


I know they sound like donkey shit but it don't matter, they're so dark and metal. I mean just look at those sick masks ... are you looking?
~ Slipnot fan on why anyone listens to Slipnot on purpose

You dare bring light to my lair? You must DIE!

~ CD-i Ganon on the necessity of your death

You fat and greasy scum.

~ William Shakespeare on Americans

Hey, I think that guy killed me! Oh wait, fuck. That means I'm dead.
~ John F. Kennedy on Himura Kenshin

I wrote that song! And that song! I WROTE THIS WHOLE ALBUM!
~ Dave Mustaine on Metallicas new album

His Dancing skill is over 9000!!!

~ Vegeta on Napoleon Dancing

God wills it.
~ Pope Urban II on Being a Total Dick

You don't want people to judge you, yet you spend an hour doing your hair and putting on makeup?
~ Oscar Wilde on contradictions of the emo ideology

Kids listen to da rap music which gives them da brain damage.
~ Bill Cosby on Rap

Yo Jewish People, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but the Blacks had one of the best persecutions of all time! OF ALL TIME!
~ Kanye West

It is quite clear that anyone who opposes Israel is a Nazi. But really it's the Israelis that are Nazis, even though they're Jews, but they're still Nazis. So in conclusion, anyone who supports, does not oppose, does not support, or opposes Israel is a Nazi. Wait, how does that work? I'm confused, what's a Nazi again? Is that Russia? Hold on, where's Russia? It's in the middle east I think.

"In the past they said Palestinians fight like heroes, now they say heroes fight like Palestinians."

"Whoever stands by a just cause cannot possibly be called a terrorist"
-Yasser Arafat

Ironic .... Muslims and Christians have been fighting for the Holy Land for years, and it falls into zionist hands ... what a damn shame

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