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Pumpster999
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Latest Activity:
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Subscribers:
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Welcome to HANDFART HEAVEN, home of the World's only Manualist & Tire Pumpist-in-one.
HANDS DOWN, YouTube's finest collection of CREATIVE Manualist Videos---MUSIC made with TWO SQUEEZING HANDS and a $10 TIRE PUMP.
From making funny noises in 8th grade English to a span of appearances ranging from The Gong Show to the Tonight Show, HandFarting has proven to be a legitimate money-making skill.
120+ Classic Rock PARODIES have been posted. Most VOCALS have been sped up by about 20%. If any offend you, kindly write Weird Al or the Zucker Brothers, the "godfathers" of parody, or simply look the other way. Nasty comments usually give birth to additional parodies of the artist in question, knock yourself out!
TV CLIPS here include footage from AFV (finalist), Good Day Philadelphia, HBO's 2007 Comedy Festival and The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno .
GUITARS used here are a 1964 Gibson SG Lefty, a 1992 Fender Strat and a '76 Epiphone acoustic.
I'M NOT A PERFECTIONIST, I generally get things done in 1 or 2 takes, clam notes and all.
CURRENT TOP 20 CLASSIC ROCK PARODIES:
HEMP! (HELP!)
DUMP! (JUMP!)
Fried Eel (Lucille)
Collagen Girl (Cinnamon Girl)
All Iguana Do (All I Wanna Do)
No Butter On (No Matter What)
Urine K-Mart (You're in My Heart)
That's a HandFart (That's Amore)
Burrito Supreme (Tequila Sunrise)
Motel 6 in Cleveland (Hotel California)
Every Chicken Must Get Boned (Dylan)
Secret Blasian Man (Secret Agent Man)
Pants on the Ground (Band on the Run)
Genitals on My Mind (Gentle on My Mind)
You Really Got Fleas (You Really Got Me)
4-Hour Erections (Midnight Confessions)
Black Magic Marker (Black Magic Woman)
Choke on the Goiter (Smoke on the Water)
Tights in Manhattan (Nights in White Satin)
Drivin' Thru My Front Door (CCR-Toyota parody)
ENJOY YOUR VISIT...CHEERS!
HANDS DOWN, YouTube's finest collection of CREATIVE Manualist Videos---MUSIC made with TWO SQUEEZING HANDS and a $10 TIRE PUMP.
From making funny noises in 8th grade English to a span of appearances ranging from The Gong Show to the Tonight Show, HandFarting has proven to be a legitimate money-making skill.
120+ Classic Rock PARODIES have been posted. Most VOCALS have been sped up by about 20%. If any offend you, kindly write Weird Al or the Zucker Brothers, the "godfathers" of parody, or simply look the other way. Nasty comments usually give birth to additional parodies of the artist in question, knock yourself out!
TV CLIPS here include footage from AFV (finalist), Good Day Philadelphia, HBO's 2007 Comedy Festival and The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno .
GUITARS used here are a 1964 Gibson SG Lefty, a 1992 Fender Strat and a '76 Epiphone acoustic.
I'M NOT A PERFECTIONIST, I generally get things done in 1 or 2 takes, clam notes and all.
CURRENT TOP 20 CLASSIC ROCK PARODIES:
HEMP! (HELP!)
DUMP! (JUMP!)
Fried Eel (Lucille)
Collagen Girl (Cinnamon Girl)
All Iguana Do (All I Wanna Do)
No Butter On (No Matter What)
Urine K-Mart (You're in My Heart)
That's a HandFart (That's Amore)
Burrito Supreme (Tequila Sunrise)
Motel 6 in Cleveland (Hotel California)
Every Chicken Must Get Boned (Dylan)
Secret Blasian Man (Secret Agent Man)
Pants on the Ground (Band on the Run)
Genitals on My Mind (Gentle on My Mind)
You Really Got Fleas (You Really Got Me)
4-Hour Erections (Midnight Confessions)
Black Magic Marker (Black Magic Woman)
Choke on the Goiter (Smoke on the Water)
Tights in Manhattan (Nights in White Satin)
Drivin' Thru My Front Door (CCR-Toyota parody)
ENJOY YOUR VISIT...CHEERS!
Influences:
Clapton & Weird Al.
Hometown:
Anaheim, CA
Country:
United States
Interests:
White Burgundy, Cabernet, Pinot Grigio, Seinfeld, Family Guy, The Office & The Three Stooges.
Music:
Cream. Clapton. Hendrix. Winwood.






















































I need some more video of you playing guitar for my site! Also I have two tapes from set free band. feature you?
But the problem is when i tried to click ur yellow button, the useless new quirk and booty-crap implemented in Ewechube warn me that; "I have too many subscriptions compared to my number of subscribers." ...*sighs* -_-'
Wisdom, Knowledge & Wishful thoughts,
Tito
THEN, all we will have is HandFart music. Keep HandFarting my friend! It's cheap!
nice
i like all your videos
i mean i LOVE em :D