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Hey Jim (Hey Joe without all the violence)
Lunch Meat (Main Street Bob Seger parody)
Instant Replay (Go Your Own Way parody)
Drivin' Thru My Front Door (CCR Toyota parody)
I Only Have Fries For You (Flamingo's parody)
Pretty Boring (Pretty Woman parody)
Garbage Man (Southern Man parody)
Pull My Tooth (Tell the Truth parody)
Burrito Supreme (parody of Tequila Sunrise)
Pants on the Ground (Band on the Run parody)
Billing Me Monthly (Killing Me Softly parody)
Motel 6 in Cleveland (Hotel California parody)
Driveway (parody of Frank Sinatra's My Way)
You Really Got Fleas (Van Halen parody)
Every Chicken Must Get Boned (Dylan parody)
DUMP (parody of Van Halen's Jump)
That's A HandFart
Green Tea (parody of Greensleeves)
Tiger Woods is "Secret Blasian Man"
Sweet Georgia Brown via Tire Pump & HandFarts
The Blue Danube for 2 Hands & a Tire Pump
UCLA-USC Fight Songs - A HandFart Duet
Cocaine: The Poorman's Version
The M*A*S*H theme via HandFarts & Tire Pump
A Day In The Life (of a Novelty Musician)
My Bad (parody of The Temptations' "My Girl")
Pause With A Comma (parody of Lady Madonna)
Intestine (an educational parody of "Imagine")
She Gives Me Wood (parody of "Norwegian Wood")
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Name:
Pumpster999
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Latest Activity:
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Welcome to HANDFART HEAVEN, home of the World's only Manualist & Tire Pumpist-in-one.
HANDS DOWN, YouTube's finest collection of CREATIVE Manualist Videos---MUSIC made with TWO SQUEEZING HANDS and a $10 TIRE PUMP.

From making funny noises in 8th grade English to a span of appearances ranging from The Gong Show to the Tonight Show, HandFarting has proven to be a legitimate money-making skill.

120+ Classic Rock PARODIES have been posted. Most VOCALS have been sped up by about 20%. If any offend you, kindly write Weird Al or the Zucker Brothers, the "godfathers" of parody, or simply look the other way. Nasty comments usually give birth to additional parodies of the artist in question, knock yourself out!

TV CLIPS here include footage from AFV (finalist), Good Day Philadelphia, HBO's 2007 Comedy Festival and The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno .

GUITARS used here are a 1964 Gibson SG Lefty, a 1992 Fender Strat and a '76 Epiphone acoustic.

I'M NOT A PERFECTIONIST, I generally get things done in 1 or 2 takes, clam notes and all.

CURRENT TOP 20 CLASSIC ROCK PARODIES:

HEMP! (HELP!)
DUMP! (JUMP!)
Fried Eel (Lucille)
Collagen Girl (Cinnamon Girl)
All Iguana Do (All I Wanna Do)
No Butter On (No Matter What)
Urine K-Mart (You're in My Heart)
That's a HandFart (That's Amore)
Burrito Supreme (Tequila Sunrise)
Motel 6 in Cleveland (Hotel California)
Every Chicken Must Get Boned (Dylan)
Secret Blasian Man (Secret Agent Man)
Pants on the Ground (Band on the Run)
Genitals on My Mind (Gentle on My Mind)
You Really Got Fleas (You Really Got Me)
4-Hour Erections (Midnight Confessions)
Black Magic Marker (Black Magic Woman)
Choke on the Goiter (Smoke on the Water)
Tights in Manhattan (Nights in White Satin)
Drivin' Thru My Front Door (CCR-Toyota parody)

ENJOY YOUR VISIT...CHEERS!
Influences:
Clapton & Weird Al.
Hometown:
Anaheim, CA
Country:
United States
Interests:
White Burgundy, Cabernet, Pinot Grigio, Seinfeld, Family Guy, The Office & The Three Stooges.
Music:
Cream. Clapton. Hendrix. Winwood.
Channel Comments
pumpster999 (1 month ago)
Ed, I don't think there's any more video of the guitar, but the '92 Strat is featured on "Dead Mouse", the Hendrix parody of "Red House", has that "Just One Night" tone quality. Feel free to use the Set Free archives, heck I haven't seen that in decades!
RollStoneYP (1 month ago)
Hey Jimmy!
I need some more video of you playing guitar for my site! Also I have two tapes from set free band. feature you?
youareimportantye (2 months ago)
Cool!
titodelibero (1 year ago)
I would love to subscribe ur Heavenly Fart channel... ^_^
But the problem is when i tried to click ur yellow button, the useless new quirk and booty-crap implemented in Ewechube warn me that; "I have too many subscriptions compared to my number of subscribers." ...*sighs* -_-'

Wisdom, Knowledge & Wishful thoughts,
Tito
BEAST8446 (1 year ago)
I subscribed!
pumpster999 (2 years ago)
You know, SOMEDAY the authorities just may seize all our stringed, wind and percussion instruments and even outlaw whistling.
THEN, all we will have is HandFart music. Keep HandFarting my friend! It's cheap!
pawnsofamerica (2 years ago)
lol so weird i was making fart music just the other day.
Slyth66 (2 years ago)
Haha, your talent is so unique. Subscribed! :)
pumpster999 (2 years ago)
Thanks Goblin, yes, those are all my hands EXCEPT for the cornered hands in "These Hands Were Made for Fartin'". Those hands belong to the legendary Bruce "The Handman" Gaston, my partner in "The Four Squeezins". Check out our FourSqueezins page on YouTube for harmonizing handfarts.
UnwashedGoblin (2 years ago)
blasian man black asian xD
nice
i like all your videos
i mean i LOVE em :D
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