About this user
If this van and the surrounding fourteen city blocks are a-rockin', then don't come a-knockin'. Or do, but bring a copy of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" because it probably means me and Leopard Woman are having another marital tiff.
I'm Major Faultline, and maybe after my recent stint in jail (courtesy of the missing Captain Euchre) I've turned to a bit too much lilting guitar tunes, tequila and more than a little conspiracy theory-ing. But answer me this: why does Evil Trojan Borscht keep appearing in other people's video blogs? And why does he keep mumbling "sucker", Captain Euchre's last word?
Sadly, after rescuing my kidnapped wife and preventing a nuclear apocalypse from apocalypsing all over downtown Toronto, I ended up getting sidetracked unraveling the mysteries of time and space, and ended up no closer to unraveling the mysteries of where-the-&?%* Euchre is. I can only hope my growing time-travel abilities will lead me to the answer.
Just as soon as I escape from the future.
Country
Canada
Occupation
Wrongly Accused Superhero
Companies
GopherX.net
Interests
Alien nanotechnology, internet videos, movies and TV shows with dogs in them. Can't get enough.