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Name:
Keith Lowell
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Join me for Church, I post every Sunday Morning, or for various other clips I put up of stand up comedy or random goofiness.
Influences:
Woody Allen, Bob Newhart, Shelly Berman, Richard Pryor, Andy Kaufman, George Carlin, Steve Martin, Dick Gregory, Mitch Hedberg, Emo Phillips, Bill Cosby, Dimitri Martin, Doug Stanhope, Lois CK, Brent Weinbach, Katt Williams, Norm Macdonald
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United States
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Comic
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Coexist? Comedy Tour
Even if all 72 virgins are beautiful and you have a fantastic time with each of them, you may be eventually in Hell.
Assuming that you do your work in a restrained way, lets say one a week, that is only 72 weeks (a little more than one year.
But you are there for eternity. Soon, the beautiful ex-virgins will become wives and eventually nagging wives.
On top of that you got 72 mothers in law for ever.
If you can convey this idea to potential suicide bombers I am sure that it will be sharp decrease in the number of bomb attacks.