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Hi, Im from the future from the year 2096. I like to time travel coz I can get some good bargains. That was me in the Charlie Chapllin film on my mobile. Oops! Anyway let me tell u all the future is all ok, oh except for a few wars & the Great Depression 11. Petrol is more expensive. Wagon wheels...

Damn...with all these crying wolf aliens, one day the real aliens will arrive and we will all think that they are fake.

I remember this film snippet from a film called 'Alternative 3'. It is a fake documentary of some conspiracy theories made in the 1970s. It claims to be true but is definately not. In the film is a scientist who believes that the world is about to end. This same actor appears in a British comedy ...

What a let down! I wanted to see the Deadly Earnest of the 1970s of South Australia. He was a legend. Instead all I see is Barry Crock-of-shit.

Actually I know the front woman. She works at the local Chinese takeaway. I once dated her and I asked her for 'number 69'. She then gave black bean pork with singapore noodles.

Okay Russia, we surrender!! You win the cold war. Just dont play this song again, please. You can even nuke us if you like but please dont play that song again.

I wish I could get the last 3:28 minutes of my life back.

This is the worst thing to come out of Japan since the attack on Pearl Harbour! The guy looks like he is constipated & hasn't had a bowel action for 5 years.

Its the horror.........the horror....

I reckon that this is Jerry Lewis' best ever film. I actually think that he was much better without Dean Martin. For some reason when ever I was a child & I would be sick from school I would put the TV on & this film would be on. I didnt plan it that way, just a coincidence (or fate). I like the ...

Hey like wow, daddy-o! Who's the crazy cat with the mouse. He's so out he aint never been in. Dig that crazy beat, man.

This show was okay & funny but I just got a couple of gripes. At the Cafe they go to, why do they always get the couch? Is it reserved for them 24/7? How come no other customers can sit on it? Also what is the deal with Phoebi being pregnant! She must have been pregnant with the same baby for 10 ...

Hi, Im a bit of a shy guy & I think that a shy girl at work likes me. Sometimes I catch her looking at me. She also smiles & blushes at me. The other day at a meeting I was quite surprised when she walked up to me & sat on my face. I was a little embarressed but flattered by this gesture. It als...

Wow! If I was in that room I would be playing with that stuff like a little kid! Great collection.

Nice collections. Im thinkin of getting into collecting some Sideshow Collectables 12 inch action figures of characters I like or find interesting & also to be honest of which I think may rise in value. Ive already got quite a few 12 inch figures of WW11 characters. I love Star Wars but I suspect...

This is my favourite Star Wars film of all. Probably because I was at an impressional age(13) when it was released. I saw Star Wars a few years previously but was surprised that there would be a sequel. I think that the franchise is healthy for children to see because it teaches them from right &...

I have heard of one theory why the Americans used the Atomic bomb against Japan rather than using conventional weapons is that the Americans were worried that the Russians (who no longer were fighting Germany) would invade Japan & keep what territory they could & naturally make it communist. The ...

Ive been sleeping with my bed for 3 years. I caught my wife sitting on a chair. She said that its a poof so I shouldnt worry. Actually I like my stove because it looks so hot when I turn it on but I dont want to get my fingers burnt again. I had an affair with the freezer but it cooled off. Now ...

Well if that doest kill the moment I dont know what would. Buy a bolt lock Ricky!!

Wow. The only way I would ever get an o level is if I go on a lift which has a level o.

Be careful. If you ask about Nicolai Tesla some men in black suits will come to your house & take you away & you will never be seen again. This is what happened to my friend. He spoke of Tesla & he was dissapeared If you just mention Tesla then some peolpe will take you away. I shouldn't mention...

I always loved this video clip. I love Kates music. Also as an actor Donald Sutherland has so much charisma.

Australia should ban the burqa too.

Hi, I am currently reading an interesting book called 'Japan at War: an Oral History'. It tells of many true 1st hand accounts of people fighting and living in Nippon during WW2. One is of a kaitan pilot who was trained up but survived the war just by luck. It is quite interesting & I was curious...

How to ruin a good song.

She looks more like Beyonce than Beyonce does!!

I think that all people should be proud of their own country & culture. If you like other countrys music that is good too. That can be your interest, your hobby. I like Japanese music but also other countries music too such as Melanesian music or traditional Vietnamese music. Im Australian & I lo...

Thank you, very beautiful music. Also, good luck to all the Japanese people with your disasters. I hope things will get better soon. From Australia.

I reckon that if I looked at my old home movies I would find Samual L. Jackson in there doing a cameo.

Can anyone help me please? When I was a child in the late 70s I saw part of an episode of horror/ suspense anthology series. The episode was about a team of men in an ice station (maybe Antarctic) & their dead relatives come to visit them. 1 of the men is black & doesnt trust these dead people & ...

Hi, Im currently renting Mr Roebucks room. The landlady is the same she just looks a little bit older. She still never shuts up & she is still waiting for her television to arrive even though she ordered it 53 years ago. Im only paying $7 per week rent too. When I turn the tv to channel 84 I get ...

Switch to de caf.

Very nice and beautiful music. Regards from Australia.

Very beautiful music! Thank you. Regards from Australia.

Cam on em. Very nice songs. Im Australian & my wife is Vietnamese. We live in Adelaide, South Australia & have a 8 month baby boy. My wife will sing him some of these lullabies.

It's my considered opinion that she wasn't thinking about Harry Potter when she wrote this song. Interesting theory though.

I saw this on TV years ago. This scene really freaked me out. I reckon that I would act the same way. For a brief second I would look at the situation logically but then my fears & flight instict would take over & I would run like hell.