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Name: Jonathan
Age: 29
To all of you halfwits who are trying to spread the Ron Paul message but can't seem to figure out the concept of satire and are giving me grief both on my videos and in private messages, Roger the Neo-Con is a caricature that is meant to make fun of Neo-Conservatives and other idiotic anabaptist/pentacostal fundamentalists who support the Iraq War and President Bush. Most of these videos have descriptions explaining the intent, and I even include the word "Satire" in some of the titles. Learn to apply critical thinking and do research before making an ass out of yourself.

Also, due to the massive amount of hate mail coming in from youtube's atheist/macro-evolutionist crowd, I'm going to clarify my beliefs regarding biogenesis and metaphysics. Much like Saint Augustine of Hippo, I do not endorse the 6 day, 24 hour creationist belief, nor the belief that the world is 6,000 years old because this is neither stated in scripture as being the case nor is it a required viewpoint espoused uniformly by all of the early church fathers. I am a believer in Platonic dualism and transcendental idealism under the moniker of the Old Independent Catholic Church (ergo the anti-Vatican I, anti-Papal Infallibility sect. that broke from Rome in the 19th century), but I also recognize the primacy of rational discourse and empirical study in human development. I do not support any set age for the universe because I fail to see how anyone living on a small speck of dust in a singular galaxy can begin to comprehend such things beyond metaphysical speculation, which is the source of my views. Any accusations that I am a creationist or any otherwise idiotic suggestions about my intelligence due to my philosophical and theological beliefs will be laughed off as pure tomfoolery.

Anyway, on a pleasant note, I've been recruited to write heavy metal album reviews on The Metal Observer webzine, which is a big part of why I've been absent. There will be more videos in the coming months, although not as frequently as before.

I'm a guitarist/songwriter in a Power Metal band called Ominous Glory. We are currently working on a 4 song demo that should be completed in the coming months. I am also a student of philosophy, both Platonic and Aristotelian, and very much interested in literature of both the real and fictitious variety.

Politically I defined myself as a Libertarian of the more extreme minarchist persuasion. I identify pretty heavily with the anti-Federalist founding fathers such as Patrick Henry, and see little need for any federal government or a standing army. I support militias, an end to fiat currency and the federal reserve, and the reinstatement of the US Constitution, with some further restrictions on the federal government in line with anti-federalist objections.

Theologically I am a fairly staunch Neo-Thomist, my sympathies lay mostly with the Dominican and Franciscan Orders of the Catholic Church. Charity and Philosophy being my priorities in my pursuits within the Church. I have recently also aligned myself with the Sedevacantists and completely reject Vatican II and all the antipopes who have held office since John XIII. I currently receive the Eucharist at a Polish Monastery that was once affiliated with the Old Catholic Union Of Utrecht that offers the original Latin Mass. I have no association with the Roman Church as it exists today, nor with the Society Of St. Pious X, who have proven themselves to be a false conservative alternative to the decaying Roman Church.

Though I originally approached youtube with a policy of toleration of all viewpoints and didn't make it a habit of blocking people, I have modified my policy to account for the utter trollish garbage that many are capable of and have elected not to waste my time with this sort. If you come here spouting bullshit like "Ron Paul is a NWO shill", "Alex Jones is a Jesuit agent", "Reptiles Are Controlling the Government", "Jews Are Evil", "Israel has earned the right to ethnically cleanse Palestine", "Barack Obama is America's Savior and fuck you for disagreeing with him", "George W. Bush is a great man, stop making fun of him or you're unpatriotic and hate our troops" or any other vile/idiotic crap, you won't have a forum on any of my videos or on my channel.
City: Quakertown, Pennsylvania
Hometown: Baltimore, Maryland
Country: United States
Occupation: Musician, Teacher, Songwriter.
Schools: West Chester University of Penns...
Interests and Hobbies: Fantasy/Sci-Fi Novels, Hiking, Swimming, independent theological study.
Movies and Shows: Krull, Star Wars, The Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Conan the Barbarian, Return to Oz, The Godfather Part 3.
Music: Heavy Metal, Renaissance to early 20th century classical music, some classic rock.
Books: The Chronicles of Amber, Lord of the Rings, Atlas Shrugged, We the Living, Voltaire's Candide and Zadig, Aristotle's Politics, John Locke's 2 Treatises of Government, The Politically Incorrect Guide to History, The Summa Theologica, The Shannara Series, The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant: The Unbeliever.
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Channel Comments (211)
trickynicky30 (1 hour ago)
i think your vlog regarding Walter Croncite is dead on accurate. nice work!
NOMCCBAMA (1 day ago)
True we need someone like Ron Paul. What would be great is if all of the various third party supporters could all ban together. We would be an ominous force. The government would have to take notice.
Peace.
Iwillfindyou666 (5 days ago)
You got some great vids, Im glad I saw your video on ELH account
KyleClarkUSA (1 month ago)
Yeah you are right, no problem

~KyleClarkUSA
KyleClarkUSA (1 month ago)
I know but just think how hilarious it would be if HTWW attacked him it would be hilarious.
QuartuvLarry (2 months ago)
Damn! You seem even more right wing than me! (by "right-wing" I mean the term by its TRUE definition)
I know this partisanship in our present politics is a sham, the two-headed beast, but making sport from my side of it can be so much FUN!
wervasdeferens (2 months ago)
I checked out many of your Metal reviews , you're on point! I've never heard of many of the bands,though.
I'm going to check them out, I've been too much into politics lately. All of my songs have been of a political nature of late,I need some balance. I'm glad to have crossed your path.
CORNandCATTLE (3 months ago)
i agree. doesnt really help thier cause, if you know what i mean.
CORNandCATTLE (3 months ago)
had to share your latest vid with my subs... the great exchange rages on... gotta dig a good ole debate.
headlicetonight (3 months ago)
You are one bad ass mother fucker! Your channel and the topics you discuss rock!
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