About Lava Ladies
Created by
facelesshorseman
Latest Activity
Apr 24, 2008
Date Joined
Apr 24, 2008
About this user
Feb 9, 2009
5:03 AM
Hello!
This is my channel.
It is my own little shrine to the self-created woman of Youtube.
Those of you who have hanging around the planet for a while have seen several electronic communication formats rise and fall in significance.
Some of these had a huge impact by introducing new talent and personalities to the public. Artists, thinkers, and entertainers who never would have had a chance in the old order were suddenly able to take advantage of new technology before the big money stepped in and screwed things up.
Here we are, the last foreseeable format.
The internet.
They want to sell it to the losers.
The same lovely people who made Cable the overpriced, commercial clogged, rerunning, low class, mess it is today.
But there is one result of this experiment with the internet that the world has yet to come to terms with, more important than all that came before.
The self defined woman.
Never in history have so many women been afforded the ability and opportunity to express and define themselves in the public square.
There is no unified agenda, no manifesto.
Just spontaneous competition with the media giants.
Through such places as this, for better or worse, there has been a language of feminine expression growing which will echo down through history in ways we will never know.
But this is at risk. It could be consigned to memory the way the golden age of FM radio, of MTV, the video rental shop have been.
There will be a lot of pressure bought to bear to turn the internet into another pricey toy of the rich.
The switch to Digital TV is the starting point of this process.
If they succeed, you Ladies will be back to being hired advertising props and bait for horny viewers of corporate twaddle..
Hey, if that's your choice as internet personalities, fine.
If you are the owner of your image, I don't care if you are a Booty dancer, a Social Scientist, or a Make-up sales rep.
It's the simple ability to be your own which is important.
A revolution has occurred, but it can go away as fast as the rough and tumble independence of the WWII working woman.
When the boys came home, it was, "Goodbye Rosie the Riveter, hello Housewife!"
When the bandwidth wars start, when the internet real estate speculation begins, when the resulting bubble pops, and the vultures swoop in...
What will be left for you?
No more free access.
No more future formats to run to.
Back to the casting couch.
I'm here to revel in the once in a lifetime opportunity to meet some of the most intriguing, smart, disturbed, funny, sexy, boring, artistic, deranged, wonderful, women ever found in one spot.
Let me tell you women a hard fact.
If you get involved in the debate about the future of the net things might be resolved to our advantage.
There has been a brief reprieve given us by the fact that some of the major players are a bit cash shy right now.
But when they get their Government issued, zillion dollar strap-ons in place they'll be on the prowl.
Comin to get ya!
Daytime TV will make it all seem so necessary and inevitable.
Think of how tenuous your grip is on this ledge.
The knowledge that you can be deprived of a spot here is driven home every day.
So don't waste a minute!
Get to know me!
I'm a world of fun, a lover of great renown, good looking as all get out, and a genius to boot!
(this self-definition thing goes both ways)
I'll blab about anything, and I sometimes even know what I am talking about!
It's something to see.
So step right up!
Come see Matt the dog-faced boy!
He walks!
He Talks!
He crawls on his belly like a reptile!
Age
45
Hometown
Detroit/ Washington DC/Detroit/Washington DC/Nashville/L.A./Nashville
Country
United States
Occupation
Fever Dream Plagiarist.