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Rarity = Gaben

Why the hell was Pinkie Pie putting hot sauce on cupcakes anyway?

@TheBattleProducer Well, she does have a cocaine mallet. I guess now we can see why.

I don't think all of that white stuff is snow...

Rainbow Dash: "Hey guys, come over here and check this out! I'm gonna throw this cup back onto the table!"

@BleepBloopBlahDerp At first I thought it was impossible for Luna to be his mother because she's dark blue and he's white.

However... consider the scene where Rarity's parents appear. The father has a white coat, while the mother is pink. Both Rarity and Sweetie Belle are white. Therefore, the g...

@Bachelo3 Celestia invited Derpy because she was afraid she'd get accused of ableism if she didn't.

This clip was the basis for several full-length erotic fanfictions.

I'm not kidding. Do a search for 'Equestrian Pie' (the fact that the name is a reference to American Pie should give you a pretty good idea of what Soarin does to that pie)

This has promise as a forum weapon.

Angel: (loads tiny rabbit-sized shotgun)

Opalescence is to Rarity as Angel is to Fluttershy.

@UltimateStarky *Head explodes*

This is what I thought would happen when I first watched the episode. After all, it would teach little girls a valuable lesson: don't stick your head in a chocolate fountain, no matter how tempting it is.

No, Rainbow Dash. You're supposed to put the bucket on the shopkeeper's head in order to rob them. Not on YOUR head.

Dumbbell used Taunt! Rainbow Dash resists!

Rainbow Dash used Tail Whip! Dumbbell's defense fell!

"No! Quit laughing at me! Stay outta my shed, okay?! STAY OUTTA MY SHED!!!"

This song might as well be her theme music.

Twilight is having none of your shit, RBD.

@Keimori12 They appear to be made of gold. Four gold coins for a sack of apples is some pretty expensive apples. Of course, that's assuming that gold is still rare in Equestria. It might be as common as gems.

Berry Punch wasn't frightened of Applebloom, she just had a really bad hangover, and Applebloom's shouting was causing her pain.

"FYI I am a spy, darling."

Rarity would be a formidable adversary in a pillowfight; she could blend into the pillows with the natural camouflage of her white coat.

Funnily enough, an episode which came out after this fic was created, "Hearths Warming Eve", does imply that the Pegasi were a highly militaristic and ruthless society in the past, just like the fic.

@MLPGraymane The grey pony is using the tail hole.

@CitizenKahne1015 Well, there are ponies of course, and one of the recent episodes showed that donkeys are citizens of Equestria also. A mule is half horse and half donkey. You do the math...

@tmagical1 If this top comment ever gets replaced, I swear to god I will wreak vengeance on Youtube.

Pinkie Pie is wasting perfectly good cocaine there

@iToasterFace Presumably the skates have some kind of clamps inside them to prevent them from sliding off the hoof. That could explain the 'toe' space.

@roughplague "Sometimes, it's fun to be scared!" (See: Luna Eclipsed)

@rickneil01 Is there a 'Highway to the Danger Zone' PMV for Rainbow Dash yet? If not, I will be very disappointed.

This is how 'Rocket to Insanity' started

This is awesome

@chiliwuili Hmm. Okay, Make Rainbow Dash = Thouzer, and Trixie = Jagi

So Fluttershy is embarrassed to be seen naked? Well, I guess that explains why she rarely goes into town, because she's ALWAYS naked.

Where was Rainbow Dash keeping those two coins all this time?

@Radith87 As if YOU wouldn't compete in a death-defying competition for the chance to be Rainbow Dash's pet.

0:49 Forever a pone

@Nomence645 EVERYTHING Pinkie says or does is an internet meme.

Rainbow Dash: "Please, I'll do anything if you'll let me back in the hospital! ANYTHING!" *raises eyebrows*

Doctor: "Sorry, I'm gay."

Pinkie: *appears from nowhere* "Ha! Irony!"

@JackMorganUK1 I'm pretty sure the ponies are full grown, since they are the same size as all of the other citizens of Ponyville (except for a few exceptions like Big Mac). HOWEVER! In the 'Cutie Mark Chronicles' where the main 6 ARE shown as fillies, Fluttershy is considerably larger and taller ...

Wool = Cotton

Sheep Farm = Plantation

The Apple Family are slaveowners. This is now canon.