'Lessons Learned' by Matt and Kim . . . Video by Corey McKenna

The lessons learned from Saved by the Bell are too many to list but some of them include:

1.) Caffeine is slightly less addictive than methamphetamine. Slightly.

2.)Flee the scene if you run a risk of getting a DUI.

3.) Fight back if Big Oil tries to drill in your football field causing a slightly smaller Exxon-Valdez. Spray oil on the executive. He'll get the message.

4.) Always be prepared if your blind date has some sort of handicap.

5.) If Casey Kasem is your audience, fake a sprained ankle. You'll win.

6.) Most actors, including Johnny Dakota, are hooked on pot!

7.) Face it. At some point you'll need to deliver a baby in an elevator. Be prepared. Keep a football jersey nearby to assist you with cleaning up the pesky afterbirth.

8.) Don't fight over boys/girls. (less info)