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Colonel Pork's Top 30 Hip-Hop Songs of 2011 colonelpork 49 views Again, like with the last one, this one is late, but fuck it. It's not like anyone desperately is waiting for its debut. Anyways, you know the drill: fat, white, nerdy coll...
Gutsman's Ass Invades the Movies (2010) colonelpork 29 views This is just an old video I did back in 2010. Yes, I'm well aware of how old the whole Gutsmans Ass meme is and I am well aware of the lack of originality that I had when c...
Sgt. Porkrind colonelpork 60 views Hey look! It's a new video from the dude who made shitty videos before! He's back! OMG!!!! Yeah, just me experimenting with Sony Vegas and creating something that resembled...
Colonel Pork's Top 30 Hip-Hop Songs of 2010 colonelpork 564 views Yeah, I'm a couple of days late, but oh well. I don't think anyone cares. Anyways, here's the 3rd annual top 30 countdown of my favorite hip-hop jamz of the year. Keep in m...
20 Push-Ups With Sgt. Porkrind colonelpork 44 views HELLO!!!! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HILARIOUSLY EMBARRASSING LOW BUDGET PRODUCTION EXTREME ACTION??!!! WELL WATCH SGT. PORKRIND'S IMPOSSIBLE *gasp* 20 PUSHUP WORKOUT FOR ALL Y...
Planes With Windows On A Snake?!!! colonelpork 209 views It's been awhile since I did one of these kinds of videos, so I got bored and decided to go crazy. I know the whole famous Snakes on a Plane line is old as hell now, but I ...
Soul and Tell (With Written Verses) colonelpork 41 views Yeah, I decided to mess around and actually construct a song with written verses instead of just a written freestyle. The quality sucks, but hey, when all you've got is a c...
Another Written Freestyle By Colonel Pork & A Made-Up One By gattisboy301 colonelpork 41 views Just a collaboration freestyle that gattisboy301 and I decided to do over the 3 Peat instrumental made famous by Lil Wayne. Apologies if the quality is horrible, but hopefu...
Colonel Pork's Written Freestyle Video colonelpork 123 views This is just something I wanted to do for fun, nothing serious. I was bored and I wrote some raps at work, so I thought I'd make a video. No biggie. Sorry if the lip syncin...
Colonel Pork Goes Bonkers colonelpork 54 views You've been warned....

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colonelpork

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Jan 27, 2012

Date Joined

Mar 1, 2006

About this user

I like porkchops. And movies. And rap. And YouTube. And random things. And my name really isn't Duffkin Coulis. I just made it up to mess with yo HEADS!!!! But yeah, my videos are a piece of crap, and usually get one star ratings, so I guess I'm one of the worst Youtubers out there, huh? I mean, I'm surprised I have as many subscribers as I do. Who wants to watch my crappy videos? Ummm, so yeah........

Oh yeah, just so I don't keep repeating myself by posting comment after comment, yes, I know the Goosebumps videos are gone. Yes, I took them down. Why? Because Scholastic, Inc. were beginning to take the videos down, and I guess they still own the rights to the game, even though it's an obscure adventure game for kids from 1996 that barely anyone cares about. I don't know, but anyways, I was told my account could be suspended if I had any more videos like that, so I didn't want to risk it, and I just took them all down. I might try to put them back up one day, but right now I'm not going to worry about it at the moment, so please stop asking about it. And by all means unsubscribe if you want to. My videos are garbage anyways.

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United States Virgin Islands

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A colonel. Of pork.

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Jimmy Dean

Interests

Movies with shocking twists, video games, hip-hop music, collecting coins, watching YouTube videos, reading YouTube comments, and pogs. Seriously, whatever happened to the popularity of pogs?

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