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@Wyrmshadow Yes, but it was in the same life he has now.

9/11 sure was a day of wacky antics!

@atomicgalaxy1 Does the phrase "big fish in a small pond" mean anything to you?

@IbeTruthy Clearly she hated her mother so much that she was willing to end her life only so that she could destroy her mother's life. Caylee was very devious and clever for her age.

I feel like this should be narrated by David Attenborough.

Getting him to rage like this is actually to his benefit. It's probably the most exercise he's gotten in years.

@Ungart404 In their defense, I have to say that to me, the Double Black is notably more reminiscent of Lagavulin than the regular Black label is. The latter is definitely most influenced by the Talisker. However, the Double black has a richer sweetness behind the smoke/peat, somewhat in contrast ...

I always wanted to go to one of these faith healing events, go up front to get "healed," and then just stand there totally impassively while the "miracle" is supposed to be taking place.

So he has problems seeing women's tits? What a fag.

@phuphroo Hey, speak for yourself!

Once upon a time an all-powerful, all-knowing, perfect being (who one would think wouldn't need or want anything) was... lonely... or something, and so decided to create the universe out of nothing. Unfortunately, his favorite playthings in this universe broke his rules (which he knew would happe...

Cool story, bro.

Purity of essence....

...a nigger...cook.

Muslims really need to find a new thing to yell.

As bitter and cynical a person I am, this is just fuckin' adorable.

That leg lengthening thing is one of the oldest carny tricks in the book. He just pulls off the heel of kids right shoe a tiny bit, "lengthening" it.

The virgin Mary: God's cum-dumpster.

"I'll do whatever the fuck I want just because I can." - God

Quoted verbatim from the Obituary:

"A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.

Instead of flowers, you may make monetary d...

@TheBlindPowerslave Those are gulags, not nazi concentration camps.

Before there was pedobear, there was this guy.

My immediate reaction: watch?v=g2jAwiq6YsE

I still get kind of nervous and awkward when I go into a liquor store, even though I'm 25.

@MistaaSilky It was a reference to the scumbag steve meme.

It always surprises me (though really it shouldn't, as it happens far too often) how people who proclaim to be Christians of strong faith, have an obsessive and pathological neediness to see their "faith," constantly, everywhere, and always validated and reiterated by others. "We need prayer back...

The main allegro is a bit too slow, but the slower middle section is a bit too fast. There, you're both right.