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http://www.attackslug.com/E3%202k9%20Rap%20Up.mp3microsoft opens the show with the fab four
i'm glad my stream died or else i'd be mad bored
add more plastic crap with tony hawk ride
like a bb gun, someones gonna lose a fuckin eye
fucking right modern warfare we ice climb
lets move it right along in the interest of time
it's final fantasy same demo to our chagrin
wait a minute, new spells, checkin out ODIN
Oh shit Shadow Complex like metroidvania
joyride is free but it's ripping off trackmania
insane we are for crackdown 2, and left 4 dead 2 we can't forget you
and dude, you see splinter cell conviction?
i'm countin down the days to resume my addiction
friction from Turn 10, new Forza again
they say it'll be the defining racing sim this gen
double the Halo was really a treat
but i still feel kinda bad for bungie
1080p if you've got no cap
last.fm nobody gives a crap
ditto for twitter, the same goes for facebook
Metal Gear Rising i can see the disgraced looks
on fanboys. motion controls with a cam?
check out the bottom of my shoe! WA BAM
abby, you can play with my balls anywhere
and Milos takin some calls from a Mr Pedobear
go from Dante into to the Girls Club?
littlest pet shop? EA what the fucks up?
ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS READY FOR THE DRAGON AGE
STAND UP AND ADMIT THAT THIS IS GENERIC RAGE
i'mma pick up Sabetour just so i can grab a whore
check out Brutal Legend with Ozzy and Lita Ford
CGI for Star Wars, least it's not a pod race
you really end your conference with some jedi cosplay?
Hey Ubisoft, I'm in a bit of a hurry
did we really need Cameron droning on and on about furries?
i know the games in 3D but please give it a rest
not even Joel can save us poking fun at Seacrest
Pele has the harry potter soccer acedemy
and then you end the show with CGI of assassins creed
NINTENDO, cammies back brand new mario
10x better with how they opened last years show
but speaking of last year is the joke on us?
didn't we already see a bunch of motion plus?
reggie droppin bricks with his basketball shots
flip note and wario, see the animated cocks
Vitality sensor was really out of place
MARIO GALAXY 2 OH GOD ALL OVER MY FACE
everything else just seems like more of the same
3rd parties sure seem to love them light gun games
better than last year but you can't always win...uhhh
is that a new metroid... from team ninja?
sorry about the leaks jack, but you're a good sport
100 ps2 games, i bet they're all wii ports
Kaz brings PSP Go, yes we demand it
TWO HUNDRED FORTY NINE US DOLLARS...goddammit
what kind of translators gonna carry a notepad
cheering for hannnah montana? oh man thats so sad
6.5 Million Home log ins
then prompt log outs cause no one really gives a shit
final fantasy 14, another MMO
then we fight the waggle with a motion controlled dildo
which will go down as down right depressive
Last Gaurdian looks so goddamn impressive
GT5 well it came out of fucking nowhere
other conferences werent broadcast so i dont care
microsofts brining full games to live
so for fucks sake drop the price on the hard drives
megatons will always have a common appeal
say what you want exclusives are still a big deal
you want my opinion want to know what i thought
the game of the show was SCRIBBLENAUTS
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