MC Howie weighs in on the health care debate with Nurse Linny.

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Health care reform why the fuck is it taking so long?
Health care reform I know its important, but its so damn boring
Health care reform howd our country get it so wrong in the first place?
Health care reform but I like that show House with that actor Hugh Loring

We spend more on health care than any other nation
But you know how low were ranked by the World Health Organization?
Were at number 37 are you serious - its true
Even coke snorting Colombia is number 22!

But the cost of our health care is as high as it gets
Youre better off buying a cat and getting meds from a vet
When you go to the doctor, you pay so much for so little
Its like ordering a steak but getting served Tender Vittles

For a laugh, I put on the Fox News Channel
Sarah Palins still talking bout fucking death panels
Now shes a health care expert in her low cut blouse
Cause she can see a fucking hospital from right outside her house

CHORUS
Health care reform why the fuck is it taking so long?
Health care reform I know its important, but its so damn boring
Health care reform howd our country get it so wrong in the first place?
Health care reform I couldnt film outside yesterday cause it was pouring

When you start a job, you gotta choose a health plan
All these choices and their acronyms are crazy man
You got HMO, PPO, HDHP
How the fuck am I supposed to know which one is right for me?

And at the start of the year I gotta choose the amount
I wanna put in my flexible spending account
Will someone please tell me how Im supposed to predict
How much my plans not gonna cover when I get sick?

Deductibles, co-pays, and premia
I just need help with my hypoglycemia
And if all that aint enough to make ya go mental
You gotta pick another plan for your dental!

CHORUS
Health care reform why the fuck is it taking so long?
Health care reform I know its important, but its so damn boring
Health care reform howd our country get it so wrong in the first place?
Health care reform I really hate that hospital linoleum flooring

All this partisan crap, just wastes so much time
Holding up the process for the party line
How can they be expected, to be respected
When all they care about is getting re-elected

All I care about is that Im protected
If with the H1N1 I get infected
Dont want my claim to be rejected
If the wrong health plan I done selected

Public option, public option
All Im hearing about is this public option
Will it make things better, or will it have glitches?
I dunno, but make a choice, and make some new law, bitches!

CHORUS
Health care reform why the fuck is it taking so long?
Health care reform I know its important, but its so damn boring
Health care reform howd our country get it so wrong in the first place?
Health care reform sleep in the other room if you dont like my snoring (less info)