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Heretic Motorcycle Diaries 5 - Lovely Devil
Heretic Motorcycle Diaries 3
Suck a Bag of Dicks - Louis CK
Stay in Bed
Doug Stanhope - Sodomy is "Eco-Friendly"
Dylan Moran - Men, Women, and Romance
Doug Stanhope - Hard Work?
Christopher Hitchens - Lying to Children
Jesus Died for His Own Sins. Not Mine
BMX Bandit and Angel Summoner - Mitchell & Webb
BBC Atheism Tapes - Daniel Dennett (pt 3)
BBC Atheism Tapes - Daniel Dennett (pt 2)
BBC Atheism Tapes - Daniel Dennett (pt 1)
Doug Stanhope - Jesus Never Made You Laugh
Doug Stanhope - Nationalism
Doug Stanhope - Pussy Shame & Cocaine
Doug Stanhope - Zoloft and Dick Sucking
Dead Fetus Photo - Doug Stanhope
BBC - Atheism Tapes - Colin McGinn (pt 3)
BBC - Atheism Tapes - Colin McGinn (pt 2)
BBC - Atheism Tapes - Colin McGinn (pt 1)
Intelligent Design - Mice & God
Heretic Motorcycle Diaries 1
Inherit the Wind (1960) - Evolution on Trial
George Carlin's Prayer
A Sign for All Atheists...Incredible!
Jesus Teaches About "The Good Samaritan"
Pressure Drop / It Don't Bother Me
God Decides to Kill "Ivan"
Street Fighter Bike
Slow Boy/Caucasian Guilt
Bertrand Russell on Religion (1959)
Kyuss - 50 Million Year Trip
George Carlin - Nobody Questions Things Anymore
First Solo Flight at Age 83 - Anne Osmer
I'm Not Gay - (Revolting Cocks) Fuck yeah!
Doug Stanhope - Transvestite Hooker Incident
Playa Del Ray and My New Bike
Palos Verdes Touring
Palos Verdes Sunset
Abortion - Bill Hicks
God Rewards Jealousy
Going to Hell
Liberate Your Mind You Fucking Bigot
Henry Rollins - Late Night Confessions
Lewis Black - The Devil's Handiwork
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Have multiple godgasms and burn in heaven forever, you brainless christian cunts.

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood!"
-- George Carlin
About Me:
 
After 23yrs of being a faithful sheep, my conscience and reason would no longer allow me to accept the barbaric and degrading Christian views of humanity. Thankfully, I'm in the company of many good and intelligent people who feel the same way.

My channel contains irreverent comedy and not-so-flattering studies of the Unholy Bible.
Any book claimed to be divinely inspired, deserves scrutiny... so don't cry and whine when the lights are turned on and you see the ugly. Crying "persecution" only shows your intellectual laziness, and purely selfish motives for believing.
Accusing me of not understanding or reading the bible, or "not giving Jesus a chance", would be a mistake on your part.

"Good News:  Ten golfers a year are killed by lightning."
- George Carlin

Faith in a holy cause is to a considerable extent substitue for the lost faith in ourselves. The less justified man is in claiming excellence for his own self, the more ready is he to claim all excellence for his nation, his religion, his race, or his holy cause.
Take away their holy duties and you leave their lives puny and meaningless. There is no doubt that in exchanging a self-centered for a selfless life we gain enourmously in self-esteem. The vanity of the selfless, even those who practice utmost humility, is boundless.
~ Eric Hoffer (The True Believer)

My motorcycle vids are at:
http://www.youtube.com/user...

"This is a government of the people, by the people and for the people no longer. It is a government of corporations, by corporations and for corporations."
-- Rutherford B. Hayes


The oceans of earth aren't nearly as deep as the confabulated delusions we marinate ourselves in.
~ モニカ♥

".. the religion memecomplex is a highly evolved parasite, honed to efficiently infect new minds & perpetuate its own existence - intelligence is not an absolute defence. It is no coincidence that it targets those most vulnerable to attack - religious infection is optimal either before the intellectual immune system (processes of critical thought) is fully developed, in childhood, or when this immune system is depressed, as in times of tragedy or personal hardship (addiction, poverty, et al)."
- Gliktch

"People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupify themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine themselves, for a few minutes anyway, free and happy."
-- Mikhail Bakunin

He is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
~ Thomas Jefferson

A mystic is a person who is puzzled before the obvious but who understands the nonexistent.
~ Elbert Hubbard

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde


The fundamental cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
~ Bertrand Russell

A mystic is someone who wants to understand the universe, but is too lazy to study physics.

"Only Christians are born evil, and only because they believe it." - ExErebus

God is as real as I am, the old man said. I was relieved since I knew Santa wouldnt lie to me ...

"It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true it would not be a proof that religion is true. That would be an extension of pragmatism beyond endurance. Santa Claus makes children good in precisely the same way, and yet no one would argue seriously that the fact proves his existence. The defense of religion is full of such logical imbecilities."

"God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, the helpless, and the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos: He will set them above their betters."
~ Henry Louis Mencken
Hometown:
Denver
Channel Comments
missanthropic01 (5 days ago)
give a monkey a brain and he will insist he is the center of the universe 
;b
Jbear9 (1 week ago)
You got married? Congratulations!
Clobberbob55 (1 week ago)
I dunno. Some of the males are cocky as hell.
Clobberbob55 (2 weeks ago)
Foul Heretic.
That got somethin'ta do with chickens?
TurpisHaereticus (2 weeks ago)
Wow, that's cool.........JESUS has finally got himself a YouTube account! What next? A wireless router and an XBOX?
Clobberbob55 (3 weeks ago)
The entire congregation gathered at the riverbank for the baptism.
As the reverend allowed his parishioner to once again surface the water for another gasp of air and to yet again answer the question, "Do you believe?!" with a shriek, "Yes, I believe!!"
The reverend commanded an answer to another question...'What do you believe?"
The parishioner's reply: "I believe you mother-fuckers are trying to drown me!"
missanthropic01 (3 weeks ago)
If that doesn't work can we put them down, they take up a lotta space and use up valuable resources?!
Clobberbob55 (3 weeks ago)
Takes one to know one.
Same to you, brotha.
missanthropic01 (1 month ago)
HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING NEW YEAR!! .... If predictions are correct MILLIONS will die!!
Yes, happy indeed.
:)
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TurpisHaereticus commented on George Carlin - Pro-Life is Anti-Woman (1 hour ago)
"@shadydavy
All I am doing is taking your illogical assumption and applying it. If that assumption comes out sounding ridiculous, then so be it.

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TurpisHaereticus commented on The Bible's Dirty Little Secret (1 week ago)
"@boywhoy88

Ha ha...........what do you do in secret? Just remember thoughts are sin. Lust, hate, envy. Masturbation. Selfishness.



Text me if u want ..."
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TurpisHaereticus commented on The Bible's Dirty Little Secret (1 week ago)
"@MsThrax

Yess! Way more cool."
 
 
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"@AmoryKid LOL!
"FUCK JESUS IN HIS BLOODIED NECROSIS RECTUM." Isn't anti-christian. It might be sexually stimulating.........depending on w..."
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