Those Aren't Muskets

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2:19 The Drama Queen ThoseArentMuskets 19,557 views 7 months ago Matt and Mike soothe their woes with a road trip.
3:40 Zombie Majority ThoseArentMuskets 132,863 views 2 years ago Peyton expresses his fondness for Catalina Sea Camp.
5:51 Episode 25: The 6 Creepiest Videos Aimed At Children ThoseArentMuskets 95,244 views 2 years ago If you like the series, subscribe or check out our sketches on our YT channel!
6:09 Episode 24: The Net's 6 Biggest Collections of WTF ThoseArentMuskets 45,402 views 2 years ago If you like the series, subscribe or check out our sketches on our YT channel!
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5:27 Episode 22: The 8 Most Hilarious Acts Of Animal Cruelty On The Web ThoseArentMuskets 54,021 views 2 years ago If you like the series, subscribe or check out our sketches on our YT channel!
6:30 Episode 21: The 7 Most Extreme Forms Of Simpsons Fandom ThoseArentMuskets 42,465 views 2 years ago If you like the series, subscribe or check out our sketches on our YT channel!
1:37 Pruane and Shane Lee Mixtape (Seinfeld Sucks) ThoseArentMuskets 13,258 views 2 years ago I made this as part of a Cracked TV episode but it ended up getting cut for time. It was so much work I wanted people to see it. You are those people. If you're not familia...
5:32 Episode 19: Crazy Foreigners Doing God Knows What ThoseArentMuskets 82,465 views 2 years ago If you like the series, subscribe or check out our sketches on our YT channel!
6:47 Episode 18: Local News Segments Gone Horribly Wrong ThoseArentMuskets 52,851 views 2 years ago If you like the series, subscribe or check out our sketches on our YT channel!

About Those Aren't Muskets

Those Aren't Muskets! are your port in a storm, your hot cup of tea on a cold winter's day, your daily dose of laughter-induced vomiting. Their dynamic new paradigm first synergized in 2007, when then-Heavyweight Champion of the World Abe "Ape" Epperson laid down his gloves in the ring, refusing to fight opponent Michael Swaim on the grounds that he "didn't want to hurt anyone anymore." The two embraced, the people of Mexico wept, and Those Aren't Muskets! was born.