Those Aren't Muskets

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A Message From Michael

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3:00 A Message From Michael ThoseArentMuskets 12,369 views 6 months ago HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! Everything related to KILL ME NOW, our first MOVIE, is online and ready to go! You can BUY TICKETS to screenings, REQUEST SCREENINGS in y...
1:59 Kill Me Now OUR FIRST MOVIE coming to theaters! ThoseArentMuskets 27,903 views 6 months ago HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! Everything related to KILL ME NOW, our first MOVIE, is online and ready to go! You can BUY TICKETS to screenings, REQUEST SCREENINGS in y...
2:19 The Drama Queen ThoseArentMuskets 29,725 views 1 year ago Matt and Mike soothe their woes with a road trip.
3:40 Zombie Majority ThoseArentMuskets 146,216 views 3 years ago Peyton expresses his fondness for Catalina Sea Camp.
5:51 Episode 25: The 6 Creepiest Videos Aimed At Children ThoseArentMuskets 107,607 views 3 years ago If you like the series, subscribe or check out our sketches on our YT channel!
6:09 Episode 24: The Net's 6 Biggest Collections of WTF ThoseArentMuskets 49,331 views 3 years ago If you like the series, subscribe or check out our sketches on our YT channel!
6:51 Episode 23: 6 Types Of YouTube Videos There Are Way Too Many Of ThoseArentMuskets 50,035 views 3 years ago If you like the series, subscribe or check out our sketches on our YT channel!
5:27 Episode 22: The 8 Most Hilarious Acts Of Animal Cruelty On The Web ThoseArentMuskets 59,297 views 3 years ago If you like the series, subscribe or check out our sketches on our YT channel!
6:30 Episode 21: The 7 Most Extreme Forms Of Simpsons Fandom ThoseArentMuskets 45,300 views 3 years ago If you like the series, subscribe or check out our sketches on our YT channel!
1:37 Pruane and Shane Lee Mixtape (Seinfeld Sucks) ThoseArentMuskets 14,214 views 3 years ago I made this as part of a Cracked TV episode but it ended up getting cut for time. It was so much work I wanted people to see it. You are those people. If you're not familia...

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About Those Aren't Muskets

Those Aren't Muskets! are your port in a storm, your hot cup of tea on a cold winter's day, your daily dose of laughter-induced vomiting. Their dynamic new paradigm first synergized in 2007, when then-Heavyweight Champion of the World Abe "Ape" Epperson laid down his gloves in the ring, refusing to fight opponent Michael Swaim on the grounds that he "didn't want to hurt anyone anymore." The two embraced, the people of Mexico wept, and Those Aren't Muskets! was born.

Those Aren't Muskets! are your port in a storm, your hot cup of tea on a cold winter's day, your daily dose of laughter-induced vomiting. Their dynamic new paradigm first synergized in 2007, when then-Heavyweight Champion of the World Abe "Ape" Ep...

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