Those Aren't Muskets
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Future House
Star Trek Rap (feat. Prime Directive and Galaxy Class)
Games Conference
 
Reality Show Goldmine
Tent Sex (In Tents #1)
playing with dolls
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Those Aren't Muskets! are your port in a storm, your hot cup of tea on a cold winter's day, your daily dose of laughter-induced vomiting. Their dynamic new paradigm first synergized in 2007, when then-Heavyweight Champion of the World Abe "Ape" Epperson laid down his gloves in the ring, refusing to fight opponent Michael Swaim on the grounds that he "didn't want to hurt anyone anymore." The two embraced, the people of Mexico wept, and Those Aren't Muskets! was born.
Influences:
Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, Monty Python, Preston Sturges, Arrested Development, Futurama and The Simpsons, too many stand-up and film comedians to name.
Hometown:
San Diego
Country:
United States
Channel Comments (224)
Lostwinddragon (2 days ago)
hay what gives with the 20th vid of S.W.A.I.M.?
schenonef (1 week ago)
Cant get enough
raxozellet (1 week ago)
Having Mr. Show as an influence is always a good thing.
KBlaszchek (1 week ago)
swaim rulees
Bobo1806able (2 weeks ago)
loved your batman video
derevolutionary (2 weeks ago)
@Xigano.. OR it causes an overdose, just sayin'
OneProduktionFilm (2 weeks ago)
You guys seriously Are amazing good :)
Xigano1 (2 weeks ago)
I NEED MORE S.W.A.I.M !!!

Like heroin it busts your guts and makes you want for more,
while the other clips barely surpass the entertainment
gained from a weak cup of old sock tea.

Go Michael,
Go !
cheerios623 (4 weeks ago)
Video Game Pitch Meeting
fr3kn (4 weeks ago)
....and boom goes the dynamite.
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