That's my favorite pipe right there! Right there! There! K-K-K- Koopa Rap! K-K- Koopa Rap! I love my pipe Party with my pipe Lovin' on my pipe Rubbin' on my pipe Touchin' on my pipe Sendin' pictures to my pipe Makin' out with my pipe Smackin' on my pipe P-p-p-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pi-pipe pipe pipe pipe pipe I love my pipe, it's really the best I love my best friend Ted, but he's not a girl Party with my pipe Lickin' on my pipe Jumpin' on my pipe Humpin' on my pipe Doin' dishes with my pipe Cuddles with my pipe Fartin' on my pipe Makin' babies with my pipe I got a pipe named pipe, it feels real good It's filled with really big pirhana plants and morning wood It's slim and green, but it shines and gleams 'Cause my Koopa rubbin' stylings give it quite the sheen We have a party at my casa every Sunday night Invited Ted to a three-way, he can plow my pipe He says "Rubert man, you're crazy! How'd you get in my house!?" "My wife is RIGHT there so get the **** out!!" Party with my pipe!