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Home Improvement - Tim & Jill Karaoke ThePerihelion 1,141 views Tim & Jill singing a Sonny & Cher classic in a hotel. (And I'm aware I misspelled it in the intro. I give myself an T for trying. ^_^) COPYRIGHT 2011 FTN
Home Improvement - What a Drag! ThePerihelion 985 views If you've ever seen Dog the Bounty Hunter (personal hero of mine), you will quickly learn that ice methamphetamine (among other things) is his greatest enemy. Where I live....
Bugs Bunny - "Baton Bunny" ThePerihelion 3,652 views Can't seem to find one of these in english format...so leave it to me! COPYRIGHT 2011 FTN.
Home Improvement - Believe It Or Not ThePerihelion 757 views After our 6-month hiatus, We ware back, and we're starting our new season with a classic, Home improvement. It's the Alien episode where Tim (and Jilly) expose the fact tha...
The Jesus Rave ThePerihelion 9,810 views -"Sister, Sister, Temptation Resistor" Excerpt from "Nun of That" Presented by ƒŦИ Studios
Cathouse - Diaper Boy ThePerihelion 111,469 views Following our last post, which was a spectacular display of sheer & utter...whatever that was, I am truely amazed at the lengths people will go for anything. Case & Point. ...
"Ever Onward" - The IBM Song (in GW-BASIC) ThePerihelion 2,626 views Back in the day, if you worked for a CPU company, the companies REALLY wanted to know if you were really on board and 100% dedicated. In other words, a complete zombie. Tal...
Home Improvement - The Tool Time Pilot Episode ThePerihelion 14,230 views WATCH ALL THE WAY TO THE END, as a very....familiar....face has returned home & to the credits screen. Since the Man's Kitchen incident left Binford almost in the red budge...
Home Improvement - The Adobe Mud Sketch ThePerihelion 1,080 views From a requester. COPYRIGHT 2010 FTN.
Home Improvement - Tim Gets a PHD (Doctor in the House?) ThePerihelion 1,781 views Even I had Wilson's reaction. A little diddy rendition of the episode in which Western Michigan University gives Tim gets an honorary Doctorate. COPYRIGHT 2010 FTN

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Bringing you the next-retro in television and cool schtuff. (Hey! Everyone loves retro. Deal with it.)

Creed of FTN: Whatever we have, yet it is little, we will give back to the internet world. What we don't have, we will struggle to get, & what is wished of us, we will attempt to grant.

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ThePerihelion

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Dec 3, 2011

Date Joined

Jul 27, 2006

About this user

I am me. Me. Malvenious Havershim AKA The Perihelion. I-B-X. The IceBeamXtreme. The Showstopper. The Soulstealer. The One and Only. I'm your ran-a-dan-dan, your new party man! Your ram-a-dame, your can of Spame. So Whatcha Gonna do Brotherz...When the IceBeamXtreme runs cold on you?!?!?

...In all seriousness, I'm the coolest guy you'll ever meet...or the coldest guy you'll ever meet. Up to you. Currently open to all girlfriend applicants. No men please.

XBOX LIVE Gamertag - The Perihelion

Our FAQ-

FAQ#1:"Just showing us the temple run stinks! Why not just post them all up, and the whole episode?"
Answer: NEVER. How would YouTube like it if something that is remarkably banned by Viacom ($1B lawsuit?) just popped up on someone's account. Let's see...120EPX3 sections of each show...360 posts...Yeah...we're banned for life. We just post in a way that we stay under the radar. Or by request, if the request can be honored.

FAQ#2: "I worship Legends of the Hidden Temple! How about a trade? I'd LOVE to own a personal copy!"
Answer: NEVER. It's not's that we're being mean assholes and selfish on this one. It would take an immense amount of time to do 1 whole copy of every tape is all. We've done the math...It takes 2.5 MONTHS per request working nonstop! And I can't have all my workers working round the clock on 1 person. It would drive them batty! A ZIP file is WAY too big. 375MBX120EP...Around 4 TB. Shaving off about 5 GB...Not worth it....but great quality, I'll give you that.

FAQ#3: "Seriously, put up all the shows."
Answer: NO.

FAQ#4: "Do you show anything other than LOTHT?"
Answer: Aside from Home Improvement clips and a few independent requests, no. We try to honor individual requests, though.

FAQ#5: "How about if I send you five 1TB Hard dri..."
Answer: NOOOOO.

FAQ#6: "You're so mean for not letting us see all of them!!!!!!! X_X"
Answer: In our professional and serious fact/opinion, so is Viacom. But in Dr. Havershim's (The Perihelion) own words- "It took me 10 years to track down and find all of them. and even then, some have corroded and passed on. When I took matters into my own hands and set out on the Olmec Crusade, I shall call it, you have no idea the joy I felt when I had my own personal copy. Then I thought about how it would have been had I ripped it from the internet. The joy quickly died. There was no hunt involved, no struggle. *insert meat story here* Therefore my experience provided the creed of FTN: Whatever we have, yet it is little, we will give back to the internet world. What we don't have, we will struggle to get, & what is wished of us, we will attempt to grant. But for everyone out there who wishes what we own that we cannot grant a wish to, I wish to them all the best on their own hunt & finding their own copy. Whatever tools...knowledge...tricks we used, we will share."

FAQ#7: "Can I work for you guys?"
Answer: ABSOLUTELY!!! The trick is finding an opening. If you wish to be one of our many input speakers from reviewing our material, you're already hired! Pay sucks though. We are located on South Padre Island, about 50-some odd miles from Brownsville, Texas. Greatest place to live when it's not Hurricane Season. So we can understand if you can't move. For a mailing address, phone number & all that, you have to ask The Perihelion directly.

Hometown

Now supporting & living among the sandpeople of South Padre Island

Country

United States Minor Outlying Islands

Occupation

White magick wizard/spiritual mystic/wrestling historian extraordinaire/counselor

Interests

Hmm.........a lot of things. Raindrops on roses. Whithkerz on kittens. Bright copper kettles with warm woolen mittens. Brown paper packages tyed up with string. These are a few of my....favorite....things. *LOL from audience* For the staff, it's Shadow, Masaya (Back in Japan), Hezbollah's Tree Boy (Ferny), Flair (J), Christian (The NEW XBOX Guru), Michael (IN THE NAVY!) and Krissy (His wonderful sister).

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