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Eli Manning Asks Dad If He Can Stop Playing Football Now TheOnion 18,557 views Eli Manning wins the Super Bowl, but not his freedom from football. It's a special GOOMF Blast!
Cocky Giants' D Reveals Game Plan That They Will Try And Tackle Tom Brady TheOnion 17,673 views News is breaking all over Indy as the Giants reveal their plans to tackle Tom Brady, Belichick rallies the troops with genital mutilation, and Peyton Manning gets over the ...
Dead Wife And Kids Replaced By Miniature Horses TheOnion 39,531 views Jim and Tracy partner with the "Bridles of Hope" charity to replace the wife Don Groton lost to a drunk driver with a beautiful miniature horse.
2011 In Review: Nation Shocked To Find Out Elizabeth Taylor Wasn't Already Dead TheOnion 28,609 views As part of the 2011 Year In Review, Tucker remembers Elizabeth Taylor, Amy Winehouse, and Randy Savage. (Aired 12/9/11)
Jay-Z Fans Brace Themselves For Onslaught Of Horrible Odes To Baby TheOnion 46,827 views Following the news of Beyonce's pregnancy, Jay-Z fans are bracing for a slew of unbearable songs about the importance of being a dad. (Aired 10/11/11)
Football Fans Excited To Watch Patriots Or Giants Lose Super Bowl TheOnion 35,646 views Reggie tries not to agree with Doc as they discuss the soon-to-be Super Bowl losers, who the hell Marco Scutaro is, and Tom Coughlin's impending death at the hands of Bill ...
Embarrassed Steven Chu Accidentally Calls Barack Obama 'Dad' In Cabinet Meeting TheOnion 47,517 views A new law prohibits Kaleidoscoping while driving, Joe Biden advertises guitar lessons on the White House bulletin board, and Romneymania sweeps the nation. It's the week of...
2011 Top Story: One Of Arizona's Many Crazed Gunmen Shoots Congresswoman TheOnion 32,926 views In a top story from 2011, member of Congress Gabby Giffords was injured in one of the hundreds of shootings that occur every day in Arizona. (Aired 12/9/11)
2011 Top Story: Queen Beds Kate Middleton In Royal Tradition TheOnion 45,403 views In a major 2011 story, Queen Elizabeth claimed her sovereign right to deflower Kate Middleton immediately following the royal wedding. (Aired 12/9/11)
Did Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She's An Insane Woman TheOnion 62,457 views The First Responders debate whether the media is harder on Michele Bachmann because she is a woman who is crazy. (Aired 11/1/11)

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