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Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature TheOnion - 122,842 views - 1 week ago
Taco Bell boasts zero environmental impact with their new menu which will rely solely on synthetic, lab-produced ingredients.
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Obama To Hold Performance Review With All American Workers TheOnion - 84,315 views - 2 weeks ago
The President says the purpose of the performance reviews is to have a little face time to make sure we're all on the same page going forward.
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US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com TheOnion - 104,567 views - 2 weeks ago
Treasury officials say the gold has just been rattling around in the bottom of some vaults at the US Bullion Depository anyway.
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Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together' TheOnion - 189,226 views - 1 month ago
Girlfriends' spokesperson Kelly Ambrose joins us in the Financial Fallout Shelter to discuss why Boyfriends moving in with them just makes fiscal sense right now.
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Congressman's Son Won't Shut The Hell Up During Hearing TheOnion - 178,816 views - 1 month ago
Congressman Eisley conducts hearing on Market Data Protection Reform, restrains self from murdering five year old son.
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Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable' TheOnion - 556,916 views - 2 months ago
Long time fans of the Star Trek franchise say JJ Abrams' enjoyable, engaging prequal betrays what Star Trek is all about.
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BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Infants Guilt And Injury Free TheOnion - 153,942 views - 1 month ago
Designed with the frustrated, sleep-deprived parent in mind, the BabySafe Ball can withstand shaking, stabbing, and claims you wish it had never been born.
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Pentagon Reports Army Mascot 'Liberty' Killed in Iraq TheOnion - 145,478 views - 1 month ago
Appointed by Bush in 2003 to distract from the horrors of war, Liberty's antics turned fatal yesterday when he cart-wheeled into a roadside bomb.
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Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee TheOnion - 743,702 views - 2 months ago
On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy meet James Kimura, a 12-year-old afflicted with the ability to spell long words normal kids don't even care about.
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Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes TheOnion - 161,828 views - 1 month ago
Host becomes curiously pushy, sweaty in this roundtable discussion about loopholes in manslaughter law in the US.
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Children Exposed To Porn May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable TheOnion - 396,766 views - 3 months ago
Panelists discuss how pornography warps children's minds, leading them to believe sex is actually fun rather than shameful and embarrassing.
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Are Violent Video Games Preparing Kids For The Apocalypse? TheOnion - 607,435 views - 4 months ago
Panelists debate whether games like Fallout 3 and Gears Of War 2 are teaching children skills they'll really need in the End Times.
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The Onion News Network is an arm of The Onion, America's FInest News Source. The network's style of hard-hitting, on-the-ground coverage of live news events has become a standard in the news industry. The network can be viewed in 92.2 million U.S. households and more than 500,000 American prison cells, making it the most-watched cable network in the world. It can currently be seen in 312 countries, with broadcasts in 52 different languages.
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Taco Bell boasts zero environmental impact with their new menu which will rely solely on synthetic, lab-produced ingredients.
 
 
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The President says the purpose of the performance reviews is to have a little face time to make sure we're all on the same page going forward.
 
 
TheOnion uploaded a new video (2 weeks ago)
Treasury officials say the gold has just been rattling around in the bottom of some vaults at the US Bullion Depository anyway.
 
 
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After gym doctors confirmed the injuries were career-ending, Johnson's trainers said there was no reason to keep her alive.
 
 
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Rep. McCullough cannot even fathom the amount of contempt you'd have to hold for Congress, the American people to do something so inconsiderate.
 
Channel Comments (1987)
Hulavuta (5 hours ago)
I LOL'D. PEOPLE, THE ONION IS NOT REAL, it's a joke
tubehajen (9 hours ago)
what happened to the story about the dorm being on fire and the police managing to re-enact the event using all the photos taken during the party?
juergen4020 (19 hours ago)
fuck allah
terminatorgir (23 hours ago)
this is great, video output for the onion seems slower than usual. idk maybe its just me but it doesnt seem like they make them as often as the used to
kchomer1 (1 day ago)
im glad i have never eatten at taco bell!
flubno (1 day ago)
I bought some new 89 cent burrito's at Taco Bell and they tasted like an 89 cent burrito should, like dog food. You get wgat you pay for , i guess.
13shimmy (1 day ago)
Funny videos. You guys are awesome.
TheHotgirlstripping (1 day ago)
I loveeeeeee taco bellllll
rensephoz2 (1 day ago)
the uploadfrequency is going down...that's too bad, this is funny shit
zompaq (1 day ago)
even though its just a comedy show its still funny if people think this is real, i dont feel sorry for them but laugh at them for believing it. : D
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