Konichiwa! Now drop those sushi rolls because terror's coming to Tokyo once more and only Matt and Jason can truly bring you the kaiju assault with their commentary on the 1964 release of Ghidorah, The Three-Headed Monster. Like a cross-dressing Venusian, we reveal way too much, including movie trivia, the human side of monster films, cooperating co-hosts, girls who are funny (and hot), stereotypes, Jason's strange "cleansing" diet, how to become Emperor of Japan, "get-along" juice and other stir-fried shenanigans. It ain't over 'til the Mothra Twins sing and, once they do, get ready for some recently-watched DVD talk from your handsome hosts. OHIO! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Under extreme duress, people are capable of extraordinary behavior. But, going after Crystal Lake's most infamous killer will take more than just nerves of steel and a bad haircut. You'll need horny teenagers for bait, an arsenal of home and garden tools for weapons, and some twisted advice from Matt and Jason contained in their commentary for 1984's Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter. Enter the morgue as your handsome hosts slide open the drawer so you can identify movie facts, Zito's neck, slasher favorites, metal in horror movies, advice for slutty teens, cinematic misdirection, the Coreys and other dismembered parts. Could this really be the last chapter? Listen in and find out. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

At Pi Kappa Sigma, our girls pledge themselves to service, grow in poise and confidence, keep their sense of values and, on occasion, must deal with a homicidal crank caller or two. Yes, sorority life can be difficult, particularly during the holiday season, and that's why Matt and Jason wish to ease you into a cheerful position with their morally questionable commentary on 1974's Black Christmas. Join the sherry-soaked slumber party as your lecherous hosts fill you in on movie background and trivia, Canadian wackiness, perverse squirrels, banana toes, teen-seducing English teachers, telephone drinking games, the gritty '70s, Olivia's beautiful hair, race fun, and other stocking stuffers. So, bring your smuggled hooch and your sexy attitudes. We'll meet you in the attic. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

We're sorry to disturb you but we're at Q-2 status. It looks like we found that lost commentary for 1985's The Return of the Living Dead. Yes, Terror Fiends, we're pretty sure. We're getting confirmations on this in the form of film facts, fast zombies, vengeful party hats, '80s punks, wizard sleeves, the perverted majesty of Blu-ray, dog-urine birthday cakes, the wrongness of "Thom" and other rabid weasels. Apparently, there is no contingency plan and all that can be heard is a cry of BRAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINS! So, given your options, are you wondering what would be the most horrible way to die? Well, not hearing this episode, of course! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Ladies and gentlemen! You have been called here again to receive further information from the farthest reaches of our galaxy. We will relay teleradio commentary for the 1958 interplanetary monstrosity, It! The Terror From Beyond Space. Once assumed to be lost in the cosmos, Matt and Jason are still at the helm, guiding their metallic missile straight into movie trivia, Jason's endless list of "favorite" movies, getting around sodomy laws, George Lucas's neck, the Occupy Pantyless Women movement, quack science in films and other murderous Martian madness. Following touchdown, your handsome crew will debrief you on their recently watched DVDs. Enjoy. But make sure you close that darn hatch! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Come one, come all! That's right, folks! Gather 'round because the podcast is starting right now. This is the one you've read about, you've heard your neighbors talking about it, and here it is -- our commentary on the 1932 release of Freaks! Watch the doorway, keep your ears open, you don't wanna miss any of the acts, and it's all free! Right here and starting right now, marvel at the wonders of full movie background, the aphrodisiac of argyle, so-called exploitation, those wacky censors, sex with midgets, metal sub-referencing, hobo dogs, Canadian permissiveness, embracing your inner freak and other monstrosities of nature. After the show, come on into the revival tent and hear your handsome hosts testify to what they've recently watched on DVD. Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, we accept you, one of us... -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

On the mean streets of New York City, the danger is very real: freaks, junkies, perverts, thugs, weirdos, and the biggest bloodsucker of all -- Count Dracula! He's in town, and he's looking for love in all the trendy, sex-crazed, disco dance clubs. So, while you're freaking out in a bathroom stall on too many quaaludes, Matt and Jason will try to talk you down with their commentary on the 1979 comedy horror flick, Love At First Bite. Just play it real cool as we drive our stakes into a brief history of comedy in horror, slob punching, pretty stewardesses, the "Irene" story, Richard versus Dick, neurosis with chutzpah, the perils of excess, Halloween costume decision making and other life-draining matters. For those who take their podcast on the rocks and with a twist, this blood's for you. Cheers and Happy Halloween! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Greetings, kiddies! We're Matt and Jason -- the CREEPS! -- and we'll be your guides on this five-part journey into fear. So get yourself some cake and gasp like a lunkhead as we creep up on you with commentary for the 1982 anthology, Creepshow. Awful anecdotes, yell yarns and fearsome fables will unfold in the form of movie background, the merits of long-haired ladies, more mass murder fantasies, Matt's home bar project, libertines, Netflix gripes, alcohol faux pas and other means to measure the bite marks. And, if you can hold your breath for a long, long time, we might even chat about some things after the movie. Of course, you know that if your dad catches you listening to this podcast again, you won't sit down for a week. Remember that! Tuck in! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Welcome to Hell House. We're delighted you could come. We're also certain you will find your stay most illuminating. Think of Matt and Jason as your unseen servants, and believe that during your stay, you will be taken over by the spirit of 1973's The Legend of Hell House. May you find the answers that you seek amidst movie trivia, Matt's exciting gin adventure, creative wordsmithing, psychic nonsense, Jason's anglophilia, the mocking of '90s music subculture and a host of other restless souls. After the evil has subsided, join M&J for post-movie chat on recent DVDs watched. Will YOU be the only one to make it out alive and sane? -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Deep in the jungles of Haiti, the natives are not only restless... they're UNDEAD! And they also seem to have some pretty good job security as they toil endlessly for the master in the 1932 creeper, White Zombie. If you look closely, you might see Matt and Jason lurking around the plantation, gathering a dark crop of information on prideful flatulence, the history of zombies, the silent-to-talkie transition, sex with pygmies, more pronunciation fun and plenty of movie background. Afterwards, there might even be time for some discussion on what M&J watched recently. So, never mind the taste. Just drink it. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com