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Name:
Static
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Krazy KRAP from planet Krapsody. Need I say more?
About Me:
Hometown: I come from the Land of Arse!
Messengers: None, I hate technology it's for wussies, it's so much easier to tie a note to a brick and throw it thru someone's window.
I'm here to: find people to make friends and network with. I enjoy blogging and also run a community forum with topics that revolve around satirical subjects such as funny news, videos, and everything in between.
Favorite People: People who have a sense of humor and a working brain.
Orientation: Straight like as in Occasional Straight-Jacket Use Suggested.
Relationship Status: Married, taken, not looking, sorry. But send me your numbers anyway, they fetch a lot on eBay.
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Do I want kids? Not sure, maybe I'll have many, like an army of brats, to mold into little versions of myself to set upon the world.
Do I drink? Socially on occasion. It's a good occasion right now... Hi, I'm drunk, who are you?
Smoke? Rarely, unless I'm pissed then it comes out my ears. Oh and, mmmm, smoked ham...
Body type: I'm 4'5'' tall and GROSSLY overweight, not just a little extra baggage.
Yes, I'm Danny Devito.
Religion: Religion is the antithesis of equality and peace.
Ethnicity: I am a mutt.
Education: Self educated since 1901.
And The International School of Clowning (I'm on the 5 year plan and it's a 6-week program)
Schools: The one made of bricks. Just another brick in the wall.
Occupation: Some number at a mindless job spewing out daily noise polluting drivel.
Companies: Corporate propaganda or endorsement is not my thang but I do like the Pepsi.
Salary: Belly button fluff.
Feel free to add me at the following social networks:
http://twitter.com/1Static1
http://www.myspace.com/stat...
http://www.digg.com/users/1...
http://www.blogcatalog.com/...
Country:
United States
Hobbies:
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start, now where was I again? Nooooo! Converting O2 to CO2. Killer of spammers and midgets, sushi anyone?
Movies:
Favorite films incl: The kitchy ones. Film noir, comedy, drama, action, horror all wrapped into one is my trip.
Don't watch much tv buuuut when I have, Heros is a good one. Lost is another, no I take that back, it sucks now. Choice shows for me are Dexter, Weeds, Nip/Tuck, and everything else is predictable and pales in comparison.... if you live in a cave or on a desert island that is.
Music:
Radio sucks.
* Arse Arse Arse
* the Carse
* Nine Inch Arses
* Radioarse
* Sonic Arse
* the Arsehole Surfers
* Nirvanarse
* Arseroid Psychosis
* Queens of the Stoned Arse
* We Are the Arses
* Arse Claypool
* Ziggy Arsedust and the Spiders from Arse
* Arse Division
* Viva Arse
* Arsealot
* Arserpol
* Arses Addiction
* A Perfect Arse
* Deep Purplearse
* the Ramonarses
* Arse from above 1979
* the Screaming Arses
* My Life with the Thrill Kill Arse
* Arse Sex Fiend
* My Bloody Arsentine
* Madonnarse
* I'LL BeArsed
* Led Zepplarse
* Vanilla Arse
* Chocolarse
* Don't Arse Don't Tell
* Arse Stevens
* Social Arsetortion
* Gwen Arsetephani
* the Killarse
* Smashing Arses
* a Total F-Arse
* The Living Arse
* Depeche Arse
* Jimi Hendrarse
* Arse in Chains
* Superarse
* Skinny Arsey
* Green Arse
* Arse at the Disco
* Hot Hot Arse
* Arse Hog
* Arsebox
* En Gardarse
* Tori Anus
Books:
All of them. But mostly pop up ones.
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thanks for coming by and subscribing, i like your site.
there can be peace and equality through religion, you've just got to wipe out all the other religions first.
great profile pic
Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless. You see, there was a gentleman from Korea who was killed by his cell phone ... more or less. He was doing the usual "walking and talking" when he walked into a tree and managed to somehow break his neck. Keep that in mind the next time you decide to drive and dial at the same time.
This really works...!
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?!
=D
So they can hide in cherry trees.
AND
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A Monkey eating cherries.
Misleading ads and unhealthy "highs" are prompting an energy drink crackdown. Crack being the word for the day.
You don't want to end up a crackhead. Trust me I've seen my share.
Crack says: Smoke me.
Crack is: quantity over quality.
Just say no to crack kids.
Hey wait, YouTube is like crack for internet junkies...
Just say NO to youTube!
And, get a life mmmmkay? Alrighty then, loser.