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Name:
SecretiaTV
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Style:
Variety
Joined:
December 25, 2007
Last Sign In:
13 hours ago
Subscribers:
292
Secretia Collins broadcasts her variety/cable access show from her trailer with her husband, DAN, a talking sperm sample who lives in their refrigerator.

International Sensation, Secretia Collins, is a former Rockette, plus-size model, movie star, Vegas showgirl, self-published author, porn-star for the differently-abled, singer, square dancer, pop-tart, butt double, publisher/editor of Trailer Park WEEKLY, stuntwoman, reality TV star, pin-up queen, Hooters girl, booze-hound, Scientology escapee, and wears the same dress size as Eva Longoria-Purger... Parker.

"Most people think it's easy being an international sensation on cable access, but I'm here to tell you -- it isn't!" - Secretia Collins
About Me:
 
COMING SOON: The FIVE-MINUTE VARIETY SHOW only on SecretiaTV!

And don't forget to sign my online petition, "Secretia Collins for Beauty Queen", to tell Donald Trump to send me to the Miss California USA pageant:
http://www.thepetitionsite....

BECOME A SECRETIAN!! Visit SecretiaTV.com for details.

SecretiaTV.com has had a soft launch, but the "official" launch will be kicked off with a CONTEST. Check back for details!

SEND US YOUR COMMENTS ON TWITTER:

http://twitter.com/SecretiaTV

CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE SUGGESTION BOX on Twitter. Send us your suggestions, comments or ideas for future episodes & what you would like to see happen on the show. We might just use your comments or ideas! SecretiaTV.com is the only show on the web where fans and their comments could end-up being used on a future episode.
Hometown:
Shangra La Trailer Park
Country:
United States
Occupation:
International Sensation
Companies:
www.SecretiaTV.com
Schools:
Dr. Moore's School for Retards and the Psychologically F**ked Up.
Hobbies:
SecretiaTV; my husband, Dan; vodka; drinking, scissoring; artificial insemination; Oh... I think I have a retarded daughter around here somewhere.
Movies:
SecretiaTV, Succubus
Music:
Klone, Raven Wylder, Shitting Glitter, Francesca Capasso, Rob Anthony, The Bastard Fairies
Books:
Read? What's that? I'm online!
Recent Activity  
SecretiaTV commented on SecretiaTV: Miss California, Carrie Prejean, on Fox news (13 hours ago)
"Speaking of win -- look for a contest on my website fairly soon. I'll keep you posted :)"
 
 
SecretiaTV commented on Girl with 2 pussies! (2 days ago)
"Thank you. I like the same thing, too. How'd you know that I LOVE jelly on chicken for dinner?! Yum. TFLMMYD!"
 
 
SecretiaTV commented on The 12 Fuck You's Of YouTube! With Big Boobs! (2 days ago)
"Hi, It's Me, Secretia Collins...
I pick FU #4 for me :)"
 
 
SecretiaTV rated a video: (2 days ago)
LOL....Grande ChiChis: Big Breasts / Boobs Prank
 
 
SecretiaTV subscribed to Julsifruit (2 days ago)
 
Channel Comments (276)
hygienestudent (13 hours ago)
thanks for the invite. hope you enjoy my videos!
thechurchofbooze (1 day ago)
Every night is a night for us to drink vodka
tomvband (2 days ago)
Constantly ?
masqueradesinger (2 days ago)
Thanks for your invite.Hope you liked my songs...
Take care.
viotajavi (2 days ago)
haha funny channel =)
glennmach (3 days ago)
Thank you for the invite.Season Greetings 2009! Feel free to view & comment at any of my vocal videos.Nice to meet you..Have a great week..Cheers,Marc Jones.Los Angeles,U.S.A.(Vocalist-pop/jazz)
thechurchofbooze (5 days ago)
get crunk
aafaneh03S (5 days ago)
thanks for the frend invite?
UtubeCritics (1 week ago)
Lol I'm not sure how healthy that is but whatever..
UtubeCritics (1 week ago)
Hey thanks for the friend invite and good luck in the contest
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