Secretia Collins broadcasts her variety/cable access show from her trailer with her husband, DAN, a talking sperm sample who lives in their refrigerator.

International Sensation, Secretia Collins, is a former Rockette, plus-size model, movie star, Vegas showgirl, self-published author, porn-star for the differently-abled, singer, square dancer, pop-tart, butt double, publisher/editor of Trailer Park WEEKLY, stuntwoman, reality TV star, pin-up queen, Hooters girl, booze-hound, Scientology escapee, and wears the same dress size as Eva Longoria-Purger... Parker.

"Most people think it's easy being an international sensation on cable access, but I'm here to tell you -- it isn't!" - Secretia Collins

COMING SOON: The FIVE-MINUTE VARIETY SHOW only on SecretiaTV!

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