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My Date With Captain Falcon (Feat. Markiplier & Nikasaur) (PARODY SONG)

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iTunes: http://bit.ly/1nSqyAe
Amazon: http://amzn.to/1jWCukI

One date later, Nika Harper discovers Captain Falcon's not much of a winner off the F-Zero track.

Blooper Reel: http://youtu.be/xzA5NVHib8s

Nika Harper: http://youtube.com/nikaharper
Markiplier: https://www.youtube.com/use...

LYRICS:

TIME FOR YOUR FALCON DATE!
FALCON IS NEVER LATE!
CHOCOLATES AND ROSES AWAIT!
BY THE WAY YOU'RE GOING DUTCH!

RESEVERATIONS FOR TWO!
"FALC!" IS THE NAME HE USED!
"MAY I BRING DRINKS?" HE'LL DO
ONE "FALCON PUNCH!"

CAUSE CAPTAIN FALCON'S HERE
TO WHISPER IN YOUR EAR
SWEET NOTHINGS THAT APPEAR
TO BE THE ONLY THINGS HE SAYS!

AND IF YOU START TO CHOKE,
HE'LL DO THE HEIMLICH 'TILL YOUR BACK IS BROKE!
AND YOU MIGHT FEEL AS THOUGH HE CAUSED A STROKE!
BUT CAPTAIN FALCON SAVED YOUR LIFE!

SO FAR AS DATING GOES,
THIS HAS BEEN AWFUL- "YO!"
"PLEASE PAY YOUR CHECK SIR." "NO-!"
THEN THEY' THREW US OUT.

FALCON THEN HATCHED A PLAN
TO SEE THE ICE CREAM MAN.
WHEN IT SLIPPED FROM HIS HAND...
...THEN HE GAVE A FALCON SHOUT!

THEN WE WALKED TO MY DOOR,
WELL, WE RAN, REALLY.
I GAVE HIM A HUG, THOUGH
HE GOT A BIT... FEELY!

THEN AS THE MUSIC SOARED,
HE WENT FOR A KISS AT MY DOOR...
...THEN HE SHOUTED, "FALCON CALL ME!"
A REQUEST THAT I IGNORED!

HE'S CAPTAIN FALCON AND
WE ARE HIS PRIVATE MARIACHI BAND! Show less
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