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Once upon a time there was a shitty commercial for a con. It was so bad that everyone raged, but as hope would seem lost, a fellow man by the name TheObnoxiousDouche decided to take matters into his own hands. The douche ripped the video off Youtube, opened up his video program and altered it to his own extent and after about an hour of pitch modding, the douche uploaded his video on youtube and everyone laughed their ass off.

As a week passed, the weeaboos took notice and declared war against the douche by taking out his video for copyright reasons. The douche anticipated this and decided to ask all those who watched to download the video and spread it like aids. Many patriots followed, but as the douche and the patriots fought, the weeaboos were able to defeat the douche and the patroits.

However the douche wasn't dead. The weeaboos may have been able to take out the douche and the patriots, many still uploaded the video and now that the con has passed, the douche decided to rise again!

Chapter 2 - The Tartlets and the Ponies

As the douche recuperated after the weeaboo fest ended, he then began doing random comics in the event a scenario such as the Sakura Con one happens again, that as time passed, he eventually did comics on a character named Smugleaf (soon to be called Snivy). As the douche did some of these comics, he did one in particular, that it soon caught the attention of a 29 year old manchild, that he went into a fit of rage that he had the video shot down. The douche of course thought this was hilarious, just like when the Sakuracon video was shot down by the weeaboos, but of course douche pulled the same move as he did that he was eventually killed. Ironically another man such as the manchild was pissed over him doing his comics, but he didn't do anything (not to mention the Douche didn't really know he did em as he found the first one on /v/), but not too long after the douches death, GeneralIvan and a brigade of patriots responded to the man responsible, that the douche eventually returned again.

After the douche rebuilt his channel, he then continued making more vids, but he eventually started to run low on material. He asked people if there was anything to use, he got some material, but not so much as most of the material he was given was furry shit, ironically the douche did use some, but he did it solely as a laughing joke, but then in early summer, the douche noticed that the internet was getting invaded by a heard of ponies. The douche of course was surprised to see this as this was completely new to him (not knowing this was going on since late 2010), but as time went he began to hate the ponies as they were flooding the fuck out of threads, bulletins and even fucking blogs. However he eventually got curious to why this pony thing was popular, that he decided to do some research on it that he eventually fell under the pony curse. The douche was not impressed by this, but at the same token this did help with his lack of material that he started to use pony material. This came at a cost as many thought of the douche as a closet brony, the douche didn't know what that term meant, but he learned that it was a term for a "Hardcore Pony Fan" not too long after. He never accepted this as he merely just watched and enjoyed the show for being somewhat decent, not to mention he learned the fanbase became as retarded as the Sonic fanbase (see: /watch?v=KJMb0DTSI_0), that the douche eventually began to hate the fanbase for being a bunch of childish fucks (kinda like....fuck I cant think of it). The douche will eventually face these bastards come the time when he hits the animu convention again and when he does, it'll be hell for all of them.

To be Continued...
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Channel Comments
ObnoxiousDoucheAlt (1 hour ago)
Probably stick around for awhile longer then stop for a bit.
MrUHaveASpiderVagina (9 hours ago)
What are you going to do when YouTube forces the new layout apon us bro? Are you going to leave like a lot of others are?
nboss093 (22 hours ago)
Only 3 more days be4 Youtube destroys itself Douche.
Add me on 3DS
Here's my friend code: 0817 4600 7513
LucasFFXI (1 day ago)
Is Ryoko your favorite Tenchi girl.  Mine is Mihoshi and her hot mom Mitoto.
ChJees2 (1 day ago)
*gives ObnoxiousDoucheAlt one internet*
AAA Grade Entertainment here :D. (I'm not sarcastic)
StanleyBradshaw (1 day ago)
I came to every one of your videos. instantly.
TheUrbanMeadows (1 day ago)
When I grow up I wanna be just like you!
shadow5041 (1 day ago)
GUTTEN TAG! i see u got a whole bunch of uploads... whats ur secret? :D
Fireflygunshot (1 day ago)
Have my children, Obnoxious.
IWATCHUSLEEP12 (1 day ago)
and mlp sucks
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