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MrsBettyBowers
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Betty
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Greetings, my fellow computer-owning Christians — and even all you unsaved techno-trash out there who will read any blog in order to avoid doing your little job. My name is Mrs. Betty Bowers and — as you already know — I'm America's Best Christian. While some might regard such a seemingly lofty title somewhat onerous to live up to, both piety and superiority are completely effortless to me, which is, no doubt, why I was conferred such an honor in the first place.

As an American Christian, I have devoted my life to hectoring my Invisible Savior with requests for lots of cool stuff. It's a time-consuming hobby I call "prayer." I lob assertive hints into passing cloud formations for better promotions, bigger cars, smaller hips, higher game scores and more luxurious luxury goods. This is all necessary because my Savior is infuriatingly forgetful and will otherwise squander attention on the much more easily satisfied so-called "needy." When not asking for things from Jesus, I tirelessly devoted myself to wringing every last dollar out of His name that is humanly possible without risking my tax-free status, appearing without undergarments on YouTube or becoming a Catholic.

I am the founder of Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers, which is a bit like Concerned Women for America, only slightly less concerned and with better shoes. I also oversee America's most successful Ex-Gay ministry (almost 2 saved souls out of over 150,000 dues-paying members — praise!) called BASH: Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals. Be a man, girl!

You can visit my website here: http://www.bettybowers.com

So close to Jesus, one spritz of a quality fragrance gets us both,

Mrs. Betty Bowers

America's Best Christian
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MrsBettyBowers uploaded a new video (4 months ago)
With great kindness and even greater disgust, America's Best Christian appears at the 2009 Atheist Film Festival (via satellite to avoid mingling w...   more
 
 
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America's Best Christian takes time to explain to less informed Christians the curious details of the Lord's concept of mar...   more
 
Channel Comments (439)
MikeOfKorea (1 day ago)
I wish I had the money to be as good a christian as you. Bless you.
Mattnh (1 day ago)
I love it.
Thank you.
MsLatvia (2 days ago)
More! More! More! I can't stop laughing thanks to Mrs. Betty Bowers - the world's best Christian.
hoshinokodomo (2 days ago)
I absolutely love your work. Keep it up.
AislinCade (3 days ago)
LOVE. SO MUCH. <3!
jajuka5180 (3 days ago)
lessthanpaul: I think this clip is actually pointing out the irony that any marriage involving all these "sinful" acts is a-ok to the church, yet two people of the same gender loving eachother is wrong. Duh.

As for shpinxi, and all the other geniuses who can't tell this is satirical... Jesus Christ.
christian0hypocrite (3 days ago)
lessthanpaul what u talking about. no one got punished for there filthy acts. why would they be punished if they was merely following what God said? like eating poo and drinking weewee and poison!
christian0hypocrite (3 days ago)
shut your mouth spinx! what do u know about a good christian. how dare u talk to Betty like that? here you are talking about why do u judge people as a christian, when u use the love of God and fuck in the same sentence. typical pure born again christian hypocrisy. say anything bad about people and other faiths, but when som1 dose it back to you, u pull out the Jesus is love card. i watched 1 video so far and Betty speak complete truth. about u pagans. and she knows u have become pagans.
MaryyKay3 (4 days ago)
@ShpinxiLotus23, Do you really not see this is satire?
strangeone72 (4 days ago)
I love you, Betty! XD
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