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One of the many reasons I loved Jack Benny, and the cast around him, was that Jack was indeed the target of almost all of the jokes. Cheap, 39 years old, lousy violin...he directed all of that at himself.

@goodie23 Look again at about 1:51. "And I'm sorry..."

that's hysterical! oh man.....

@Ken4Pyro Sorry.. On one of the other clips of this scene, she notes it's "soy" when she takes the order.

@Melizard129 That is hilarious! I'm just sitting here in hysterics...ahahahahahah....

7060serg - what was the resolution of this? I'm just sick that Doyle informs you he doesn't need a warrant to enter your home. And then lied that your wife invited him in. What ever happened?

He's right, every adult person there will go, because he has nothing better to do. Exactly. He's got nothing better to do that strut around screaming "I saw it!" and holding his hand on his gun. Meanwhile, a block away, five armed felons probably robbed the Rite-Aid while he was in the back ya...

I watched this carefully, and I have to think that ArrestAJudgeKit is correct. This was Reid Technique as though old man Reid taught this guy himself. Ever since I read up on the story of Tim Masters, and what those imbecile cops in Fort Collins did to him I've wanted to have Reid and his minio...

you have to do more of this, I'm sitting here laughing myself silly. Damn is that funny!

at least he got to keep the beer, so it's not a total loss.

Not to put too fine a point on this encounter, but I would have asked Oliver a question. Hey, Liability face? With you being a public employee as you are, with all of your health benefits paid for by the public, as they are, don't you think your disgusting Skoal habit is going to cost the taxpa...

"Can I see your camera?" Well, I'll answer the same way my mom used to when I was five: Yes, if you open your eyes, you can see it. Can you hold it, take it from me and keep it, no.

Next time someone asks you that ask the motherfucker if you can see his gun, see what the shit head says. I...

I can't imagine why it took them 8 months to fire this lunatic with a gun and badge. What kind of training did he receive that turned him into this strutting ego junkie? And, at least according to what I heard he didn't "ask" you to do shit, he ordered you to turn off the video then just attack...

Listen to this idiot lecture you about the civil rights. What a tool....

I must say this for the intern. He's got a good leg up on a career in politics, as he determines what rights you have, although he doesn't have anything specific to back it up. I'd like to get this young man's name, and plaster it all over the net, just to show him what rights he doesn't have. ...

It's beyond me that these two idiots think they're capable of providing Homeland Security. The dipshits didn't even know they were being video recorded. And I thought your question about the property line was perfectly in order. All you were asking for was clarification of where you could and ...

One comment here. Hey fat boy? Send me gone? Try it, you gravitationally challenged jackass. And you'll have more that your share of 'splainin' to do when I get done. You don't like what I'm saying to you from the stands, tough. And as for you threatening the coach "Don't say a word!", well...

Courageous? Shit. He was scrambling to cover his ass, and save his job. I'll tell you something in all of this I didn't hear the whiny sniveling fucker do - apologize to the citizen he treated like dirt. Kick me in the face, scream ethnic slurs at me, and apologize to everyone else? Including...

Great that he would ax you to leave the property. Damn, where do they get cops these days? Sheesh!

And one of the many genius people involved, who never got the due credit was Tom Dowd. May he rest in peace, with beautiful music like this to keep him company.

@quaymaster Sure, I'd happily step in the ring with them, call them a phony, and run like hell. I may be an idiot, but I'm not dumb enough to recognize a valid threat to my life. Seriously, I think they were both incredibly talented and driven athletes, who were among the best ever at their spo...

@bldevore Thanks for the advice, I hadn't thought of that. I know for sure JT would be there long before these Krispy Kreme junkies would. Just remember pal, when seconds count the cops are only 30 to 45 minutes away. I do pray about JT, because I'm absolutely sure this jackass in the video co...

There's something about this song that just takes me back to the summer I was 14. For years, I've used this one for a restoration from depression, or just to celebrate. I'm delighted to find this here. Thank you, VinylKid. And the tear in my eye isn't from sadness, it's from joy. Thanks to B...

@bze2nlz4 Guys, the people at 1:53 and on, are Creedence, the guy with the beard is Doug Clifford, the guy in the plaid shirt is John Fogarty, and the one with the glasses is Stu Cook.

@chunkstyle5 You bet he was. And how dare he assert the rights of any citizen in a public place? God forbid he ever walks on the officer's sidewalk again. Damn, this idiot cop has confused ownership of the space with being paid by the people who do own it to watch over it. They should have si...

@jml8841 I don't know, JM, At 70 miles an hour, she's moving around 102 feet per second. Four seconds makes her over 400 feet away. Depending on the conditions at that intersection it might have been impossible to gauge the speed of a vehicle that far away. The irony might be that if the dri...

It never fails. Guaranteed. Every time I hear a law enforcement puke say the words "You know what", I'm sure that what's going to follow is both stupid and illegal. This is no different. "You're in a lot of trouble!" Sure, Lone Ranger. I'll just cower in the corner, and please leave me alon...

@82RoadDog I agree completely. Respectful. A man with a gun and a badge, who looks at an adolescent and says "You think it's funny? I'll fuckin' lock all three of you up," doesn't now the first god damn thing about respect. And if one of those kids had been my grandson, and I saw this recordi...

The problem is, officer, when you're wearing that uniform, sporting that badge, fondling your gun, and dragging that flea-riddled mutt around with you, you're not "a person", you're a representative of your employer. And if you had struck this individual, or harmed him in any way, and the record...

damn, I meant "two" imbeciles. Maybe *I'm* the imbecile. shit.

You should have started with Ray Charles, although I have to give you props for Johnny Cash. This was hilarious! Thanks for making me smile.