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Name:
Jungle Fix Jake
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"A troubled cure for a troubled mind."
About Me:
Hometown:
The Mad Hatter's Tea Table
Country:
United Kingdom
Occupation:
Making Hats Drinking Tea Being Odd
Companies:
Various self-employments inc writing, publishing, bookdealing, childcare and scraping the black bits off of burnt toast.
Schools:
Various
Interests:
Eccentricity and Originality
Movies:
Things that make me laugh, cry or think. 'Black Swan', 'Sunset Boulevard' and 'Spaced' most recently.
Music:
Check out my Favourites list, you lazy slags!
Books:
'The Catcher In The Rye' by J D Salinger, 'The Spire' by William Golding, the ghost stories of M.R. James and Walter de la Mare, 'Tenebrae' by Ernest Henham, 'Dracula' by Bram Stoker, most things by Edgar Allen Poe, J. S. Le Fanu and Evelyn Waugh.
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"Ar, that's a right scary story that is, laddie. I'm no sure your mam would like me telling you such terrifying tales."
"Oh please grandad, please!"
"OK, laddie, but don't go letting on it was me a tellin' you. So....you wanna know how I got this here transplant sca--ahem, I mean chest scar? Well, it's like this....it's a shark scar. Your ol' grandpa got attacked by a gigantic one o' them Great White sharks..."
"No way! Wow! You wait till I tell the chaps at school! Etc. How exactly did it happen, grandad?"
"Well,it was back in 2011, when I was sailing on the Indianapolis. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyt when a Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side........"
[CB pulls a Zoolander pout.]
Then everything falls apart
Broken inside me
It falls apart
The walls and the ceiling move in time
Push a blade into my hands
Slowly up the stairs
And into the room
Is it always like this?