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I was a teenage den-tist

Lookin' for im-pacted mo-lars

This song sucks worse than George Michael in a Hells Angels Port-A-John ... !

I stopped gazin' at my shoes just long enough to, well, you know ...

The "Fashion Mart" ... Tawana Brawley ... if there was justice in the world, Al Sharpton would've done time and been bankrupted. Instead, he ran for President and now he has a show on MSNBC. Explain to me how that's a GOOD thing, ye fucked-up left fools ...!!!

Let me translate for you: "I'm looking for a stud to spank my fantastic ass. Oh, here comes one now! Wait, come back ...!"

Party lines were the chat rooms of the late-80s early 90s ... and it only cost $5.95!

Man, the girls in the audience are rockin' the mall-hair!

"I eat like a horse." Some things never change!

That was about 2,000 cheesburgers and 1,000 bottles of champagne ago

This is when Keri Russell was at her absolute sexiest. If I'd been that rich lawyer, I would've schemed to start boning her too.

What's up with the ass-grab at 2:11?!

Where are the Solid Gold dancers?!

Reckon why this song isn't available on iTunes?

This sombitch is good ... Branson, Missouri good!!!

Jenny Jones was uber-trash TV. After watching 15-year-old Marilyn Manson-lovin' sluts parade around to the consternation of their parents, we got to watch cool bands play 'n' sing! Wish it was 1998 all over again!

The mumbling, the quasi-stoner schtick, the "I'm so cool I write on my arm with a magic marker" ... so, why should I take this left-wing idiot's political views seriously?!

S. Hagar and M. Anthony are sittin' in Cabo, sippin' white likker, and sayin': "This sucks!!!"

And they're correct!

At least he didn't break into the godawful white-guy dance featured in the video for this tune!

@snardlefarb Say what you want about Sammy ...

When the obits are written, at least Sammy's won't say that his star once fell so low that he had to work as an ambulance-driver and a Vegas lounge singer.

I wonder if Justin ever lets Selena play with his Hot Wheels and Legos?

Amanda has a sexy EVERYTHING!

So they don't need any help opening the pickle jar. What else are those muscles doing for 'em ... besides making 'em look like dudes with perky breasts?!

I was working on 2 years sobriety until I listened to this. Now I'm on my 8th beer in 15 minutes.

One marginally attractive chick - and one not-so-marginally attractivechick - who can't figure out how to use a straw. More useless YouTube junk.

I showed this to my 7-year-old nephew and it scared the hell outta him!

When Jesus was instructing his followers, I imagine this is JUST what he sounded like ... except Jesus probably never confused "th" sounds in words with "f" sounds (e.g., "with" vs. "wif").

She's an amazing artist, and this is a great song, but as my grandfather used to say, she's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.

That's almost 20 years old, and it's still 20 times better than anything that's currently playing on "modern rock" radio.

Imagine Barry Obama, aka President Barack Hussein Obama, firing that weapon. After the first trigger-pull, he most certainly would grab his shoulder and shout, "Owie, owie, owie, owie!"

Is that a commuter aircraft?

Barack Obama needs a pair of glasses like that!

I bet the guy in the white T-shirt is REAL popular with the ladies!

@UserNameNotAvalable1 Yeah, but they're both black. So what's your point?

@ETericET Spoken like someone whose entire knowledge of economics was gained from reading the shipdittery at MoveOn.org.

Celebrating Mike Dukakis' greatest moment in the '88 campaign is akin to highlighting France's greatest military achievement in June 1940.

You know, if she'd filmed this wearing a g-string and pasties ... the entire Interweb would've crashed 3 minutes after uploading!

Amazingly, he sucks at texting ... and he NEVER says "like" in ordinary conversation!

What's funny is that my grandpa can also text 200 words a minute, and he also says "like" every other word!

How come these folks aren't at work?