The Stoned Horror Critic
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Oppose the Web Censorship Act!
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In which I actually talk serious...and don't talk about movies
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My Top 30 Favourite Movies Part 1
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A list years in the making, or something.
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Bloopers from "Those Guys In The Hall"
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Title describes it all. And yes, I'm making a movie.
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SHC Reviews Batman & Robin
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I'm going to Hell.
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Top 10 Movies of 2010
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A list I did for WebOfCinema
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My Chemical Romance- Cancer (Live)
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I do not own this song, nor do I claim to. I am merely a fan of the band, and was not involved in the writing or recording of this song. Consider this free promotion for My...
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SHC Reviews Yeti: A Love Story
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DISCLAIMER:
The following review may contain content that others might find graphic or violent. Viewer Discretion is strongly advised. I warned you fair and sqaure, if you...
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MadTV Sketch- Leave It To Blink-182
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Best MadTV sketch ever!
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VLOG #2- Best Spam Email EVER!
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Bad grammar is bad.
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SHC Reviews The Omen Series
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Gregory Peck? Satan? Sam Neill? Huzzah!
About The Stoned Horror Critic
Well, hello, fellow cretans of the night! Welcome to my channel, Midnite Movies with the Stoned Horror Critic. Here, I review everything horror, including slashers, vampire movies, haunted house flicks, torture porn, obscure horror flicks, shitty remakes, decent remakes, and the occasional piece-o-shit. My rating system goes as follows:
PLOT: Is the plot origional, stupid, funny, crappy, or just cheesy and ridiculouse?
VIOLENCE: How much gore does it contain, how gruesome are the effects, and how creative are the kills?
B(.)(.)BAGE: Tatas, gazongas, Guatamalan stockings, whatever you wanna call it. One of the reasons slashers are so god damn awesome!
Frequently Asked Questions:
Who's your favourite actor?
Probabely a toss-up between Bruce Campbell, Christopher Lambert, Steve Buschemi or John Cusack.
Who's your favourite director?
Easily a toss-up between Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, and John Carpenter.
What's your favourite type of movie?
I love horror movies, kung-fu movies, violent exploitation flicks, sci-fi, and I'm always up for a good action flick.
What's your favourite TV Show:
Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly (best freakin' show EVER!), Heroes, SNL, Doctor Who, Star Trek & Star Trek: TNG
Why does it take you so long to upload?
Because I'm very lazy.
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Well, hello, fellow cretans of the night! Welcome to my channel, Midnite Movies with the Stoned Horror Critic. Here, I review everything horror, including slashers, vampire movies, haunted house flicks, torture porn, obscure horror flicks, shitty ...
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