Today I show you how to seduce an omelette. A recent study revealed that 85% of people secretly want to bang an omelette. This came as no surprise to me. I have known about my attraction to omelettes my entire life. I guess I really knew when I found myself going to omelette cooking classes instead of strip clubs. There's just something about the way an omelette looks at me that makes them so irresistible! I'm sure you can relate. Enjoy!