"Your offering has come too late, little one. Can you feel the mist closing in upon you? The Kvaldir return..."

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So... the Royal Apothecary Society has finished their greatest work yet... the New Plague. What's so great about it? It's just like the "old" plague... except those who fall victim to it are minions to the Dark Lady, rather than the Lich King. Ok. That's great. But now what? NOW WHAT?

Well, now we go after everyone who's done us wrong... because undead hold grudges like no other! YA IM LOOKING AT YOU DWARVES. So... wonderful bond the Forsaken had with the Sin'dorei... learned a lot about them... loved a lot about them. So... first order of business: Bring back Prince Kael. FORSAKEN NECROMANCERS! AAAAASSEMBLE! Only this time, he's not so crazy on account of him not having any free will... to plan any betrayals and what not. basically, he's old Kael... the one we poured our hopes and dreams into... only deader. He's the OTHER prince. The anti-Arthas.

Wait but how can this new plague infect Kael if he's already dead? Necromancers bring him back. then infect him. i covered that. shutup.

Wait, but this cant possibly work because of... SHUTUP! ITS THE NEW PLAGUE! it does whatever i want GOSH.

Im in ur gamez killin ur lore.
UNDEAD KAEL! U KNOW U LOVE IT!
http://www.vimeo.com/2113682

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A few points, which individually are somewhat sad, but together are a recipe for MAAAAADNESS!

1. A deep longing to return home.
2. A genius intellect.
3. An absence/loss of spirituality.
4. Living amongst a society that literally and figuratively overlooks you.
5. A government that will not return to you what is yours.
6. A will.
7. And a way.

I'm not talking about a crazed, anti-government, sociopath here... no, in this case, I'm referring to GNOMES! And in this case, the making of a supervillain...

***The end, right after the magazine cover, was supposed to be epic. for realz. but i started running out of room on my hard drive and was too lazy/impatient to wait until i freed up some space... so I took a cheap way out. haha SOMEWHAT anti-climactic... but just imagine how many disenfranchised gnomes would look to this guy as inspirational. thats right. you just reached gnome alert level 5. good day, sir.

***and if you prefer: http://www.vimeo.com/1964636

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cool guy

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Thanks for all the comments.
This is my 1 month old Scottish Fold kitten that can fit into the palm of my hand.
She is usually camera shy but after a good sleep she let me film her

My friend is scottish fold Breeder.
She gave me it.

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I can read english. But I speak english a little.sorry



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たくさんのコメントありがとうございます
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