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Frequently Asked Questions About Fancy:

What is Fancy's next project?

They are working on a filmed adaptation of the seminal Prog Rock theme album Manned Mission to the Sun.

Where does Fancy live?

Fancy lives in a fortified desert stronghold, protected by an army of leather clad mutants riding around in smoke belching dune buggies.

Who knows more about Gnostic Christian symbols? Fancy or Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon?

The answer is hidden in the credits of "National Treasure 2: Book Secrets" (hint: the name of the Assistant to Mr. Cage is an anagram)

What kind of car does Fancy drive?

Good question. Fancy drives a brand new sports car every day. At sunset they drive it into a canyon (jumping out just before it reaches the edge) and film the resulting impact in slow motion. If the impact isn't awesome enough (i.e. no explosion) they fire a shoulder mounted rocket into the wreck and edit it together to make it work.

What's a typical night on the town like for Fancy?

Models and bottles, bro. Models and bottles.

How tall is Fancy?

Sixty Three Ax Handles.

Who are Fancy's foes?

J.P. Styles, Joe Muffaw and loggers usin' lumber machines.

What is Fancy's education background?

Fancy holds degrees in:

Basic Shielded Metal Arc Welding
Bookkeeping
Commercial Refrigeration
Gun Repair
Ophthalmic Dispensing
Paralegal Studies

Is it true that Fancy's father is a Russian Oligarch?

While this is none your business, I'll answer this question in Fancy's own words: "You can probably devestate the economies of a couple major world players by saying who it is."