Do you like death? Of course you do, you sadistic motherfucker. Well, if you've got the urge to watch someone else die in a video game over and over and under again, then we've got the playthrough for you!
Welcome to the world of Pokémon! In this land of FREEDOM, LIBERTY, and OBESITY, you will find many wonderful creatures called Pokémon, which you can enslave for your own use and expose them to a live of horrifying violence. Oh, there are people who don't like that, of course, but they're all gingers, so their opinions don't matter anyway. This is Pokémon White, the first game in the Fifth Generation of Pokémon, and one of my personal favorites.