Coming soon to DannyIsAlien....hopefully when Danny returns from his expedition of the Indian ocean...
"Ask An Alien" the show where you get to ask Danny the Alien for advice. Trust us, he's a pro. He'll solve all your earthling issues in the blink of a light year (guaranteed or your money back).
Some things you should know about Danny: He IS an alien. He likes poptarts, nutter butters, and grapes. He speaks Alienese (therefore he is in need of his interpreters...us) He's allergic tomatoes. His lifelong dream is to become a deep fried pickle specialist. He has problem with depth perception so he doesn't go anywhere without his 3-D glasses. He is deathly afraid of green gardening hoses and shopping carts. He is related distantly to Smokey the bear, and even more distantly to...drum roll please... Pokie-the-disease-ridden-has-been-circus-bear.
Danny is currently not here because he is on a short trip to the Indian Ocean to visit his penguin friends.