About this user
I'm three foot tall and have one eye. I carry a cane because I'm old but -- whisper it -- I don't really need it. I wear size 9 shoes but my feet are only size 4. My favourite colour is cherry red. My favourite feature about myself is my singing voice. I haven't shaved in over 1000 years. I'm the only chance you have of unlocking your full potential and defeating the threat that may cause our species' extinction. I have two sisters and have never had a pet.
Hometown
Me Monstar World
Occupation
I'm a Titan Trainer. A Scare Sensei. A Monstar Master. That means -- Lookout! Behind you! See? You never know when there'll be a Fear about to pounce! My job is to equip you for wh -- BEHIND YOU! Good, good. You're fast. A little lippy though. Respect your elders, whippersnapper!
Schools
Royal Academy of Dreams
Interests
Saving the world from a threat no one recognises. Plants that can hurt you. Collecting discarded hopes. Spaghetti knitting. Training future heroes. Holding sweets in your mouth for as long as possible before chewing. Haggis.