The three greatest Peter Jackson films narrowed down to a few episodes. That's what we're going to do.

To contact us, please send an email to mahogspise@gmail.com. Note that there is no c, just two s's. Or write on our wall. That works too.

Starring:
IHSfilms; director with large ego

CryszoftheScotts; scottish guy who will never shut up

Mahogspice; honorary leprechaun of Azeroth

DJSkyRiderX(A.K.A.-ShadowAssassin097); dark assassin from another realm who is also our new amazing DJ

Rutgersfan80; I really don't wanna say

AlexandraGhost; Too wrapped up in her own fantasy world to hear what you're saying

DaChevyMan38; owner of a Camaro and destroyer of Chevy haters



Disclaimer:
We, the members of Child Block Productions, do not claim any possession or authority over the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.
Lord of the Rings was written by JRR Tolkien and filmed by Peter Jackson. We do not wish to offend anyone with our series, but we do want to know if it has so we can edit our scripts slightly to make it less offending.

IF YOU DARE ASK, WE WILL FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND TORTURE YOU IN THE WORST WAY WE CAN! WE ARE NOT GOING TO STOP THIS SERIES! Courtesy of the United Imperial Provinces of Abridging and Rick Astley

Episodes Progress:
Movie 1
Episode 1-10: Finished and Posted

Season 2 Trailer: Blocked
Back-up trailer (not as good): Posted

Movie 2
Episode 1-10: Finished and Posted
Comment Special: Posted

Movie 3
Episode 1-10: Finished & Posted
Expect episodes towards summer

Delays due to:
Updating to a Vista. If you don't know why, then you're lucky. We have a solution; we will have to buy a new monitor, an 8-foot extention USB cord, and a new desk

Cast as known (we swear we are not making this up, these people will be in the series):

IHSfilms plays;
- Narrarator
- Sauron
- Elendil (happy lotrfan?)
- Gandalf
- Arwen
- Galadreal
- Ring
- Gollum
- Himself/ Witch King

Mahogspice plays;
- Bilbo Baggins
- Merry and Pippin
- Frodo Baggins
- Samwise Gamgi (Sam)
- Himself/ Balrog

Cryszofthescots plays;
- Elrond
- Isildur
- Boromir
- Smeagol
- Himself/ Lurtz

ShadowAssassin097 plays;
- Legolas
- Gimli
- Mr. Clean
- Eomer
- Mr. Rodgers (Not Kidding!)
- Himself/ the Watcher

Rutgersfan80 plays;
- Aragorn
- John McCain/ King of Rohan*
- Dick Cheney/ Wormtongue*
- George W. Bush/ Stewart of Minas Tirith*
- Himself/ Haldir

Alexandraghost plays;
- Eowyn
- any other female voice we can think of
- Herself/Shelob

DaChevyMan38 plays;
- Faramir
- Himself/Orc General
*=Republican jokes LOL