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Captain Falcon
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Show me ya moves!
About Me:
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just listen real close
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a game called Smash Bros.
In west Port Town, born and raised
On the racetrack was where I spent most of my days
Revving up, speeding, crossing the finish line,
And all shootin some bounty heads in my free time
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I killed them all with a PAUUNNNCH and got some fame,
Nintendo told me that I'd be in the first Smash Bros. game.
I trained and trained by myself every day
Then I donned a blue outfit and went on my way.
My first opponent was DK- punched him till he got sick,
Then I pressed Down+B and yelled FALCON KIIICK!
First place, yo this is sweet,
Fire bursting out from my fists and feet.
Is this what the people of Smash Bros fighting like?
Hm... this might be alright.
But wait I hear there's Melee, new characters and stuff,
They think they can beat me, they think they're that tough?
I'll see when I get there,
I don't think so.
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Smash Bros.
Well, the game was made, and when it came out
There was a green-skinned guy with my moves and a shout
I didn't want to get cloned
I just got here
I pressed the C-stick up and watched him fall and disappear
I waited for a new game, and when it came near
The cover said Brawl and it had Wi-fi, it appeared.
If anything I was nerfed more than the rest
But I thought Nah, forget it and Up+B'd to say YES!
I ended up in the tiers about bottom or low
And I yelled to Sakurai SHOW ME YOUR MOVES, BRO!
But I'm still the manliest,
As everyone knows,
So I'll stay on my throne as the Prince of Smash Bros.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MAINING CAPTAIN FALCON:
1. Thou shalt not attack thy opponent without asking them to show you their moves, or to COME ON!
2. Thou shalt not attack a taunt spammer, for they are the chosen people of the Captain, and are afforded his sacred protection. Do not harm them, lest you anger Captain Falcon.
3. Thou shalt not bemoan the Captain's tier standing, and blame him for a loss. It was not Captain Falcon who was too weak, it was thou.
4. Thou shalt always spam SHOW ME YA MOVES whenever the crowd chants for the Captain, as a sign of acknowledgement to all of his loyal fans. Thou shalt also spam this taunt if the camera is zoomed in on the Captain from a Tingle Assist Trophy.
5. Thou shalt let any Kirby who wishes to inhale and copy the Falcon Punch do as he pleases. However, if thou is attacked by this Kirby, Captain Falcon's swift judgment must be delivered to him, as he has broken the sacred bond of Master and Pupil, and shall pay for his foolishness.
6. Thou shalt not land a Falcon Punch or Knee of Justice without immediately asking thy opponent to show you their moves, unless thou has a chance to perform a Sacred Combo, in which case the taunt must be performed as soon as thou hast finished.
7. Thou shalt respect thy father, Ganondorf, as thou would respect a fellow Captain Falcon.
8. Thou shalt not allow a spammer to not show the Captain their moves if he has asked them to. If the spammer insists on using the same move, thy fury must be delivered swiftly and with good aim to the spammer until they agree to show the Captain the rest of their moves, or are killed.
9. Thou shalt use the Falcon system of measurement.
10. Thou shalt lead children along the path of the Falcon by showing them thy moves as capably as thou can, and leading them to believe that using Captain Falcon is the way to victory.
Hometown:
Port Town
Occupation:
F-Zero Pilot, Bounty Hunter
Companies:
Nintendo, Sega
Interests:
Falcon PAWWWNCH!, fighting in Super Smash Bros., F-Zero racing
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Well, um.... I'll let you just watch this and see why.
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Channel Comments
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L3phili3Tjosh
(1 month ago)
Captain Falcon cannot be dead. He is just hibernating.
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OfficialEscargoon
(1 month ago)
hello
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CaptnGinyu
(1 month ago)
are you alive?
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CaptnGinyu
(1 month ago)
Show me ya moves!
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yessource2
(1 month ago)
Cool!
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superluigifan96
(1 month ago)
After reading those C. Falcon lyrics/ commandments; all I have to say is YESSSSS!!!! Captain Falcon can FALCONE PAWNCH ANYONE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ImmaAppule1
(1 month ago)
Sup falcon?
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ImmaBroli
(2 months ago)
falcon PAUWNCH
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GoldeneyeFanMan
(2 months ago)
FALCON DICK!!!! YESZ
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Eclipse3948
(2 months ago)
falcon punch or knee of justice
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