Do not attempt to adjust your picture. We are now controlling the transmission. We control the horizontal and the vertical. We can deluge you with a thousand thoughts or expand one single thought to crystal clarity and beyond. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive. For the next few moments we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the deepest inner mind

Time stops - the light goes on
A thundering head and no body
Washed up and woke up on the beach,
seaside breakfast
A tender egg on white sand
Legs long and tan without a break, even to the neck
Suddenly, simultaneously, an eclipse and a snowfall
Flakes melt instantly on the shoulders like wet silver
Burning little holes all the way to the marrow
Puckered flesh like avocado sags into a green pool
All the birds leave turquoise ruts
across the Velveeta sky
It's time to scream

* British motorcycle and classic sports car fanatic.
Owner of a 1969 Triumph TR-6, 1969 Triumph TR6R 650 Tiger, MINI Cooper, Jaguar X-type, 1978 Triumph 750 Bonneville, 1972 Triumph T-120 Bonneville 650 chopper, & 1996 Triumph Trophy 1200.

* Classic rock-n-roll fan.