Everyday, Robotnik wakes up in the mornin'
Splashes his face to keep himself from yawnin'
Gets dressed and gets his bones together
Opens the window to check out the weather

Then like he's seen a ghost, man
He'll be movin' his feet
Just like the postman in the cold or the heat
No time to talk
and Robotnik goes dancin' on the sidewalk

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