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Illegal Alien Halloween Costume Controversy
 
Crack PSA Remix
Michael's Cribs Audition
Production Cel Remix
 
BinkieMcFartnuggets
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November 25, 2008
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What else can I say? Dancing is my life. When that music hits me, I can feel it flow through my body all the way from my ears to my feet. That's when the funk starts and I can't help but do what I've been trained to do. The feeling of enrichment that comes from slapping my shoes on the dance floor and waving my arms around like an escaped mental patient makes everything worth it. If only my love for dancing was a food, I could use it to feed the world and no person would ever have to fall asleep feeling hungry. People keep telling me it's not possible, but I'm still dancin'. It'll take an army to stop me from dancin' God damnit!
About Me:
 
If a grizzly bear mauls you continuously, despite yourself being passive, you may have to fight back. Try using any available weapon (e.g. a knife, rock, fist) and concentrate on hitting the bear's head, eyes and vagina. If that doesn't work, curl up in a ball and recite your favorite William Carlos Williams poem, they hate that!
Country:
United States Minor Outlying Islands
Occupation:
Amateur Unemployed Peanut Butter and Anchovy Sandwich Artisan
Hobbies:
Milking Adult Pandas, Getting Adult Giraffes Drunk, Petting Adolescent Crocodiles, Teaching Baby Gorillas How To Walk, Juggling Up To Three Overweight Human Babies In The Air With One Chainsaw (three is my safe limit for now, I refuse to add more babies until I can get that last incident out of my mind), Casually but Seriously Pursuing A Degree In "Sexual Healing" Which I Am Starting To Realize Isn't A Widely Recognized Form of Medicine, Chasing Hurricanes, Volcano Diving, Gynaecology, Hurling Harmful Insults At Cancer, Camping Out In People's Backyards Pretending To Be Sasquatch or Their Ex-husband (depending on the situation)
Music:
Anything that makes my soul shake its ass. All of our souls have asses and they come in all shapes and odors. Mine is the size of two Jeep Cherokee airbags and smells like a three-way mix between cinnamon, vinegar, and owl shit.
Recent Activity  
BinkieMcFartnuggets commented on Baby Polar Bear (2 hours ago)
"It's good that they're teaching it to crawl. There's nothing sadder than a grown polar bear who can only get around by dragging itself by its chin."
 
 
BinkieMcFartnuggets commented on Thai Lantern Festival (2 hours ago)
"It's fun until they start descending onto your village comprised mostly of dry straw houses."
 
 
BinkieMcFartnuggets commented on Drunk Mice (2 hours ago)
"Sure it's fun for the people, but they don't see the mouse husbands beating the mouse wives once they get behind closed doors."
 
 
BinkieMcFartnuggets commented on Sideshow School (2 hours ago)
"They might be able to teach you how to swallow fire and swords, but a true sideshow talent has an extra head that winks at people and you just can'..."   more
 
 
BinkieMcFartnuggets commented on Check out this bull race in Indonesia (2 hours ago)
"I like the laid back tone of this video's title. The only way to make it better would be to put the word "Hey" at the beginning."
 
Channel Comments (1380)
TelLieVision1 (16 hours ago)
Bwuak Bwuaaak....!!!
generaljoker22 (1 day ago)
Dude your really funny

"If only we all had rocket launchers....." XD
Syntox (2 days ago)
Pure. Comic. Genius!
alanmorrison1986 (2 days ago)
the trick with the peanut butter is to age it in a warm climate....i have a group of kids that i sponsor in el salvador through the christian children's fund....i send them snowbabies figurines and trading cards from the first power rangers movie and in return they age my pb in a temazcal deep in the forest until it is the proper consistency
RastafariPoet (2 days ago)
hahaha true
LukeWhitaker (2 days ago)
be my friend
wafhad4 (2 days ago)
I like your stuff, man it's funny sht!  Binkiemcfartnug for VP.
zanychimp (3 days ago)
I got an idea... You should tell people there's going to be a fancy opera... then when all the people arrive with their monocles and feather hats and all that... do something grotesque! haha it'll be totally unexpected!
alanmorrison1986 (5 days ago)
i prefer a glass of chocolate milk with a hunk of peanut butter floating in it and a nice microwaved yogurt in the morning
mophedstudios (6 days ago)
hey cuz
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