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Jesus Christ, Homegirl!
BinkieMcFartnuggets
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My NEW REAR's resolution is to get an ass transplant from a baby.
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Freaky Oldass Alcoholism PSA
BinkieMcFartnuggets
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Thanks to Kevin Lieber who sent me this video and suggested I make turds on it. http://www.youtube.com/kevinlieber
Also follow my wacky Uncle Barbara on Twitter: http://ww...
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The Willy Wonkas
BinkieMcFartnuggets
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http://www.twitter.com/unklebarbara
My schizophrenic Uncle Barbara wanted me to post a link to her Twitter account. She's a pretty fun guy so check it out. This video is ...
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Halloween Whores
BinkieMcFartnuggets
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It's only going to get colder on Halloween to the point where there are no whores left and then what do we plan on doing? Have the holiday be for children? Over my mummifie...
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The World's Most Dangerous Toy
BinkieMcFartnuggets
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"In my day the only thing the children were shaking around was their necks! Not their hips like these little whores of today," said some old person who was around when this...
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Banned Folgers Commercial From The 60's
BinkieMcFartnuggets
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This was an ad Folgers created to target a very specific portion of America while simultaneously preaching the morality of not engaging in intimate relations with household...
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What Be Causin' These Motherfracking Earthquakes?
BinkieMcFartnuggets
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We've all noticed a trend of increasing seismic activity across the GLOBE and while it probably is Satan, it might also be something else. To learn more about "Fracking" As...
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Banned Crisco Commercial From The 80s
BinkieMcFartnuggets
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This was from a time when people didn't know the dangers of eating loads of saturated fats and hydrogenated oils, thank God we've gotten more educated on the matter.
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Banned Impulse Deodorant Commercial From The 80s
BinkieMcFartnuggets
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They toned down the Orangutan and re-packaged it as Axe bodyspray.
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Creep Ass Grape Nuts Commercial
BinkieMcFartnuggets
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This commercial starred Sean Connery's cousin Wilbur "Creepy Lenny" Connery whose acting career never quite took off so well. Few know this, but this commercial's concept w...
About CONSTIPATED SINCE 2008
I'M FOLLOWING YOU ON TWITTER, CLOSELY...
What else can I say? Dancing is my life. When that music hits me I can feel it flow through my body all the way from my ears to my feet. That's when the funk starts and I can't help but do what I've been trained to do. The feeling of enrichment that comes from slapping my shoes on the dance floor and waving my arms around like an escaped mental patient makes everything worth it. If only my love for dancing was a food, I could use it to feed the world and no person would ever have to fall asleep feeling hungry. People keep telling me it's not possible, but I'm still dancin'. It'll take an army to stop me from dancin' God damnit!
I'M FOLLOWING YOU ON TWITTER, CLOSELY...
What else can I say? Dancing is my life. When that music hits me I can feel it flow through my body all the way from my ears to my feet. That's when the funk starts and I can't help but do what I've been t...
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