http://www.oktoberfestpubcrawl .com Get ready for the ultimate Oktoberfest Adventure, starting in the beer tents of Oktoberfest 2009!

Your Party Stops:
- Oktoberfest in Munich
- Maria Alm, Austria
- Prague, Czech Republic
- Bamberg, Germany
- World's Longest Bar in Düsseldorf, Germany

After demolishing 1-Litre Steins, you'll head to alpine paradise Maria Alm in Austria, where you'll power-party for 3 nights from 4,000 feet.

Then it's off to Europe's pub crawl capital Prague, for a 2-night hammering of the world's best beers and pubs.

Finally, after a 2-night pit-stop in Bamberg, get ready for action at the "World's Longest Bar" in Düsseldorf - a smorgasbord of over 360 pubs, end to end. You'll be drinking there for 3 nights straight, with over 100,000 others.

3-star accommodation throughout, with no early wake-ups... and absolutely zero boring sightseeing!

Tour Details: http://www.oktoberfestpubcrawl .com/

The weak need not apply!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com

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About Thirsty Swagman

See the world through the bottom of your glass!

From their ultimate, round-the-world pub crawl adventure, to power pub crawl tours through Europe, America and Asia, Thirsty Swagman will take you to the coolest and most outrageous party destinations on the planet.

If you're idea of a good time is a great night out then a Thirsty Swagman tour will be the best vacation you've ever had.

With tours to Oktoberfest, Carnival, the world's longest bar and the hardest rocking pubs on planet earth, it's your adventure of a lifetime.

Join the party today and experience some of the best and most unique nightlife destinations the world has to offer with fellow thirsty adventurers from around the globe.

Their all-inclusive tours include at least 3 star hotel accommodation with no early wake up calls -- and no boring sight seeing!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com
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http://www.oktoberfestpubcrawl .com Get ready for the ultimate Oktoberfest Adventure, starting in the beer tents of Oktoberfest 2009!

Your Party Stops:
- Oktoberfest in Munich
- Maria Alm, Austria
- Prague, Czech Republic
- Bamberg, Germany
- World's Longest Bar in Düsseldorf, Germany

30 Sep - 12 Oct, 2009. Limited Places!

Watch the full feature video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Ef1Ha8U2l34

Tour Details: http://www.oktoberfestpubcrawl .com/

The weak need not apply!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com

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About Thirsty Swagman

See the world through the bottom of your glass!

From their ultimate, round-the-world pub crawl adventure, to power pub crawl tours through Europe, America and Asia, Thirsty Swagman will take you to the coolest and most outrageous party destinations on the planet.

If you're idea of a good time is a great night out then a Thirsty Swagman tour will be the best vacation you've ever had.

With tours to Oktoberfest, Carnival, the world's longest bar and the hardest rocking pubs on planet earth, it's your adventure of a lifetime.

Join the party today and experience some of the best and most unique nightlife destinations the world has to offer with fellow thirsty adventurers from around the globe.

Their all-inclusive tours include at least 3 star hotel accommodation with no early wake up calls -- and no boring sight seeing!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com
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http://www.oktoberfestpubcrawl .com Get ready for the ultimate Oktoberfest Adventure, starting in the beer tents of Oktoberfest 2009!

Your Party Stops:
- Oktoberfest in Munich
- Maria Alm, Austria
- Prague, Czech Republic
- Bamberg, Germany
- World's Longest Bar in Düsseldorf, Germany

30 Sep - 12 Oct, 2009. Limited Places!

Watch the full feature video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Ef1Ha8U2l34

Tour Details: http://www.oktoberfestpubcrawl .com/

The weak need not apply!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com

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About Thirsty Swagman

See the world through the bottom of your glass!

From their ultimate, round-the-world pub crawl adventure, to power pub crawl tours through Europe, America and Asia, Thirsty Swagman will take you to the coolest and most outrageous party destinations on the planet.

If you're idea of a good time is a great night out then a Thirsty Swagman tour will be the best vacation you've ever had.

With tours to Oktoberfest, Carnival, the world's longest bar and the hardest rocking pubs on planet earth, it's your adventure of a lifetime.

Join the party today and experience some of the best and most unique nightlife destinations the world has to offer with fellow thirsty adventurers from around the globe.

Their all-inclusive tours include at least 3 star hotel accommodation with no early wake up calls -- and no boring sight seeing!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com
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http://www.worldsbiggestpubcra wl.com From the stunning nightlife of Singapore, to the hardcore party pad of Phuket - get ready to annihilate the finest pubs of South East Asia!

Your Party Stops:
- Singapore
- Phuket, Thailand
- incl. Rock City (World's Hardest Pub)

Your mission starts in Singapore, where some of the most unique and diverse Asian nightlife promises the perfect preparation for the world's toughest pub crawl experience - Phuket, Thailand.

The hardest-rocking pub on planet earth, Rock City on Phuket's Patong Beach, will feature centre stage on this incredible tour, with VIP entry and exclusive cover bands pumping out AC/DC, Metallica and more, all night long.

Tour Details: http://www.worldsbiggestpubcra wl.com/D18-asia-annihilator-20 09.html

This tour has no places for wimps!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com

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About Thirsty Swagman

See the world through the bottom of your glass!

From their ultimate, round-the-world pub crawl adventure, to power pub crawl tours through Europe, America and Asia, Thirsty Swagman will take you to the coolest and most outrageous party destinations on the planet.

If you're idea of a good time is a great night out then a Thirsty Swagman tour will be the best vacation you've ever had.

With tours to Oktoberfest, Carnival, the world's longest bar and the hardest rocking pubs on planet earth, it's your adventure of a lifetime.

Join the party today and experience some of the best and most unique nightlife destinations the world has to offer with fellow thirsty adventurers from around the globe.

Their all-inclusive tours include at least 3 star hotel accommodation with no early wake up calls -- and no boring sight seeing!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com
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http://www.worldsbiggestpubcra wl.com From the stunning nightlife of Singapore, to the hardcore party pad of Phuket - get ready to annihilate the finest pubs of South East Asia!

Your Party Stops:
- Singapore
- Phuket, Thailand
- incl. Rock City (World's Hardest Pub)

Departs Sydney, Melbourne, Perth on May 8th 2009. Limited Places!

Watch the full feature video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =pemgO_KzgL0

Tour Details: http://www.worldsbiggestpubcra wl.com/D18-asia-annihilator-20 09.html

This tour has no places for wimps!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com

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About Thirsty Swagman

See the world through the bottom of your glass!

From their ultimate, round-the-world pub crawl adventure, to power pub crawl tours through Europe, America and Asia, Thirsty Swagman will take you to the coolest and most outrageous party destinations on the planet.

If you're idea of a good time is a great night out then a Thirsty Swagman tour will be the best vacation you've ever had.

With tours to Oktoberfest, Carnival, the world's longest bar and the hardest rocking pubs on planet earth, it's your adventure of a lifetime.

Join the party today and experience some of the best and most unique nightlife destinations the world has to offer with fellow thirsty adventurers from around the globe.

Their all-inclusive tours include at least 3 star hotel accommodation with no early wake up calls -- and no boring sight seeing!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com
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http://www.worldsbiggestpubcra wl.com From the stunning nightlife of Singapore, to the hardcore party pad of Phuket - get ready to annihilate the finest pubs of South East Asia!

Your Party Stops:
- Singapore
- Phuket, Thailand
- incl. Rock City (World's Hardest Pub)

Departs Sydney, Melbourne, Perth on May 8th 2009. Limited Places!

Watch the full feature video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =pemgO_KzgL0

Tour Details: http://www.worldsbiggestpubcra wl.com/D18-asia-annihilator-20 09.html

This tour has no places for wimps!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com

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About Thirsty Swagman

See the world through the bottom of your glass!

From their ultimate, round-the-world pub crawl adventure, to power pub crawl tours through Europe, America and Asia, Thirsty Swagman will take you to the coolest and most outrageous party destinations on the planet.

If you're idea of a good time is a great night out then a Thirsty Swagman tour will be the best vacation you've ever had.

With tours to Oktoberfest, Carnival, the world's longest bar and the hardest rocking pubs on planet earth, it's your adventure of a lifetime.

Join the party today and experience some of the best and most unique nightlife destinations the world has to offer with fellow thirsty adventurers from around the globe.

Their all-inclusive tours include at least 3 star hotel accommodation with no early wake up calls -- and no boring sight seeing!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com
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http://www.worldsbiggestpubcra wl.com The story behind the song... One of our mates, Andy, wrote this song a few years ago after his car broke down on the highway, and someone fixed it for a 6-pack of beer - in true Aussie style.

As soon as we heard it, we paid Andy another 6-pack of his favourite brew to record it for us. We drank another 6-pack with him while he played it.

Then another mate, Jacques, said this is bloody good. And offered to make it into a video. For a 6-pack of beer.

So here it is. 1 fine case of beer later, the greatest bloody song ever written!

Cheers, and enjoy it! (with a cold beer in hand)


Lyrics:

You know I reckon it would be funny
If beer was legal tender
This whole country
On one big f##ken bender

Now wouldn't it be funny
Because breweries would be banks
You'd have a vault on your cellar
The pub the auto teller

This works out bush as sure as shit
As I found from a bloke named Fred
Broken down on the highway
Well simply I just said

How much will it set me back
To fix this bloody flat?
Fred shook his head and with a smile said
"Ah f##k it just a six pack!"

So we chatted over a couple of beers
And we both began to realise
The world's problems could be solved
By this fridge before our eyes

Now at first this idea I know
It may seem a little insane
But I reckon a block or two
Could've sorted out Saddam Hussein

So f##k the nukes and gas
Cause these things just make mess
We should've smart bombed that crazy bastard
With a carton of Fosters best

- Chorus -

Wouldn't it be funny
If beer was legal tender
This whole country
On one big f##ken bender

Now wouldn't it be funny
Because breweries would be banks
You'd have a vault on your cellar
The pub the auto teller


Now even at the store
This theory would still work
Just make your request
And then barter with the clerk

You'd say now how much for that stereo
On the shelf just up there?
I'd say six VBs, an EMU
And two Fosters would be fair?

He's take my cans and say
"Let's get this deal right"
Then pass me my change
A carton of Bud Light

You see mid-strength beers are the problem
They're like one and two cent coins
They weigh down your pockets
And they have no fruitful loins

They taste like crap and smell like piss
They're as good as rotting junk
Apart from that, the useless s##t
Doesn't even get ya f##ken drunk!

- Chorus -

Bargaining with terrorists
would be a problem of the past
Just get your local pub
On the phone pretty fast

They'd say "we want a million dollars
Or every hostage gets it
A plane and helicopter
Now mate hurry up and fetch it!"

You'd say I'm sorry sir that can't be done
But here's our deal for you
In exchange for the hostages
Will a slab of Swannies do?

See, no real bloke can refuse a beer
It's Aussie, its true blue
In a couple hours they'd be saying
That's one tasty f##ken brew.

- Chorus -

Wine would be banned
It bottle not in cask
Because everybody knows
How long a ten buck flagon lasts

As for wine coolers
We'll promote the bloody lot
We'll put em in kids lunches
That'll hit the spot

- Chorus -


Written & performed by our mate Andy Dalton
Animated by our mate Jacques Phillips

http://www.thirstyswagman.com

Casting Call!

Can you play guitar? Got a great voice (don't we all after a few drinks)? Good with animations or a camera?

Then strut your stuff and make your own version of "Legal Tender"... and send it to us at info(at)thirstyswagman.com

We'd love to hear a US, Canadian, British... or whereever else you're from... version! So feel free to make it suit your country.

If it's bloody good, we'll put it on our YouTube channel :)

http://www.worldsbiggestpubcra wl.com

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About Thirsty Swagman

See the world through the bottom of your glass!

From their ultimate, round-the-world pub crawl adventure, to power pub crawl tours through Europe, America and Asia, Thirsty Swagman will take you to the coolest and most outrageous party destinations on the planet.

If you're idea of a good time is a great night out then a Thirsty Swagman tour will be the best vacation you've ever had.

With tours to Oktoberfest, Carnival, the world's longest bar and the hardest rocking pubs on planet earth, it's your adventure of a lifetime.

Join the party today and experience some of the best and most unique nightlife destinations the world has to offer with fellow thirsty adventurers from around the globe.

Their all-inclusive tours include at least 3 star hotel accommodation with no early wake up calls - and no boring sight seeing!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com
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http://www.worldsbiggestpubcra wl.com See Europe through the bottom of your glass, on the hardest pub crawl through Germany, Austria and Czech Republic!

Your Party Stops:
- Oktoberfest, Munich
- Maria Alm, Austria
- Prague, Czech Republic
- Düsseldorf, Germany

11 nights of hammertime drinking in the finest sights that Europe has to offer - the inside of its pubs and bars.

Includes Oktoberfest, alpine power drinking from 4,000 feet in Austria, record beer drinking at Prague's famous Beer Factory, and the world's longest bar in Düsseldorf, Germany - with over 360 pubs and bars end-to-end.

It's back in 2008 - See http://www.worldsbiggestpubcra wl.com for details.

The weak need not apply!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com

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About Thirsty Swagman

See the world through the bottom of your glass!

From their ultimate, round-the-world pub crawl adventure, to power pub crawl tours through Europe, America and Asia, Thirsty Swagman will take you to the coolest and most outrageous party destinations on the planet.

If you're idea of a good time is a great night out then a Thirsty Swagman tour will be the best vacation you've ever had.

With tours to Oktoberfest, Carnival, the world's longest bar and the hardest rocking pubs on planet earth, it's your adventure of a lifetime.

Join the party today and experience some of the best and most unique nightlife destinations the world has to offer with fellow thirsty adventurers from around the globe.

Their all-inclusive tours include at least 3 star hotel accommodation with no early wake up calls -- and no boring sight seeing!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com
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http://www.worldsbiggestpubcra wl.com Thirsty Swagman on Channel 7's Today Tonight program, Monday 7th January 2008.

Reporter Belinda Wilkinson interviews Kenneth Hart and our hot SwagGirls, with special guests from the Australian Medical Association. :)

To all the whingers out there, THANK YOU for the best publicity we've ever had!

http://www.worldsbiggestpubcra wl.com

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About Thirsty Swagman

See the world through the bottom of your glass!

From their ultimate, round-the-world pub crawl adventure, to power pub crawl tours through Europe, America and Asia, Thirsty Swagman will take you to the coolest and most outrageous party destinations on the planet.

If you're idea of a good time is a great night out then a Thirsty Swagman tour will be the best vacation you've ever had.

With tours to Oktoberfest, Carnival, the world's longest bar and the hardest rocking pubs on planet earth, it's your adventure of a lifetime.

Join the party today and experience some of the best and most unique nightlife destinations the world has to offer with fellow thirsty adventurers from around the globe.

Their all-inclusive tours include at least 3 star hotel accommodation with no early wake up calls -- and no boring sight seeing!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com
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http://www.worldsbiggestpubcra wl.com See the world through the bottom of your glass!

It's the first ever round-the-world pub crawl, and the adventure of your life.

Departs London on March 24th 2008.

Bookings close December 31st 2007.

Watch the full feature video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =XQE5qc9mqmM

For more info visit http://www.WorldsBiggestPubCra wl.com

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About Thirsty Swagman

See the world through the bottom of your glass!

From their ultimate, round-the-world pub crawl adventure, to power pub crawl tours through Europe, America and Asia, Thirsty Swagman will take you to the coolest and most outrageous party destinations on the planet.

If you're idea of a good time is a great night out then a Thirsty Swagman tour will be the best vacation you've ever had.

With tours to Oktoberfest, Carnival, the world's longest bar and the hardest rocking pubs on planet earth, it's your adventure of a lifetime.

Join the party today and experience some of the best and most unique nightlife destinations the world has to offer with fellow thirsty adventurers from around the globe.

Their all-inclusive tours include at least 3 star hotel accommodation with no early wake up calls -- and no boring sight seeing!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com
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http://www.worldsbiggestpubcra wl.com See the world through the bottom of your glass!

It's the first ever round-the-world pub crawl, departing from London on March 24th 2008.

Destinations:

- London, UK
- Düsseldorf, Germany
- Prague, Czech Republic
- Maria Alm, Austria
- Munich, Germany
- Reykjavik, Iceland
- Phuket, Thailand
- Auckland, New Zealand
- Queenstown, New Zealand
- Honolulu, USA
- Cancun, Mexico

Get ready for the most HAMMERTIME travelling adventure of your life, and write your name into history!

Music by Nasty Idols (thank you George!)

To get your FREE high-definition DVD of this video, visit http://www.WorldsBiggestPubCra wl.com and contact us with your details... we'll raise our glasses and mail one out to you quicker than you can down a 6-pack of beer :)

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About Thirsty Swagman

See the world through the bottom of your glass!

From their ultimate, round-the-world pub crawl adventure, to power pub crawl tours through Europe, America and Asia, Thirsty Swagman will take you to the coolest and most outrageous party destinations on the planet.

If you're idea of a good time is a great night out then a Thirsty Swagman tour will be the best vacation you've ever had.

With tours to Oktoberfest, Carnival, the world's longest bar and the hardest rocking pubs on planet earth, it's your adventure of a lifetime.

Join the party today and experience some of the best and most unique nightlife destinations the world has to offer with fellow thirsty adventurers from around the globe.

Their all-inclusive tours include at least 3 star hotel accommodation with no early wake up calls -- and no boring sight seeing!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com
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http://www.worldsbiggestpubcra wl.com On Sunday 10th June, 2007, an elite team was sent to Maryborough, Australia, to reclaim the World's Greatest Pub Crawl.

They were the Thirsty Swagman Team - the hardest, wildest pub crawlers on earth.

http://www.worldsbiggestpubcra wl.com

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About Thirsty Swagman

See the world through the bottom of your glass!

From their ultimate, round-the-world pub crawl adventure, to power pub crawl tours through Europe, America and Asia, Thirsty Swagman will take you to the coolest and most outrageous party destinations on the planet.

If you're idea of a good time is a great night out then a Thirsty Swagman tour will be the best vacation you've ever had.

With tours to Oktoberfest, Carnival, the world's longest bar and the hardest rocking pubs on planet earth, it's your adventure of a lifetime.

Join the party today and experience some of the best and most unique nightlife destinations the world has to offer with fellow thirsty adventurers from around the globe.

Their all-inclusive tours include at least 3 star hotel accommodation with no early wake up calls -- and no boring sight seeing!

http://www.thirstyswagman.com
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